261: 2017 U.S. Classic

U.S. CLASSIC

Spencer, Lauren, and Jessica discuss everything important and unimportant that happened at Saturday's U.S. Classic.

• JUNIORS
  • Our favorite, favorite, favorite future presidents
    • Emma Malabuyo basically Simone-ed the entire junior and senior fields
    • The glory of Kara Eaker on beam
    • Annie Beard wins the performance award of the meet
    • Gabby Perea won bars WITHOUT EVEN DOING A DISMOUNT
    • Jay Jay Marshall channeled Kennedy Baker with her Dos Santos
  • Surprises who rocked our worlds
    • Audrey Davis unites the magic of China and Ukraine on bars
    • Madelyn Williams has presence on floor and a bars that's ready for seniors
    • Lilly Lippeatt and Love Birt are tiny adults made of perfection
  • Moments of the meet
    • Brooke Butler is the QUEEN OF SAVES on beam and floor
    • Adeline Kenlin did the most perfect beam routine
    • Konnor McClain's beam dismount that broke everyone (and the non-coach, non-controversy that ensued).
    • Sienna Robinson, with a wink and a dab
    • JaFree Scott did justice to her Terin Humphrey tribute leo
    • Shilese Jones saves a Pak and might be a bodybuilder
• Lauren's inside scoops from the Hopes competition, including the girl who threw off her crutches and tried to do a bars routine and the newborn baby who will soon rule us all on beam.

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• SENIORS
  • Jessica is NOT HAPPY about gymnasts being allowed to pass compulsories and compete elite when they don't have the foundation to compete safely.
  • The big winners of the meet
    • Ragan Smith is ready to dominate and is great at bars now
    • Jade Carey needs to go to worlds right this minute
    • Alyona Shchennikova isn't just making up the national team numbers
  • Gymnasts that made us burst into a standing ovation
    • Morgan Hurd, duh
    • Deanne Soza doing happy gymnastics again
    • Marz Frazier winning the "NOT a quitter's try" award for one-handed Pak saves
    • Kalyany Steele's BIG ASS standing arabian
    • Trinity. Effing. Thomas. And her perfect beam routine
    • Luisa Blanco's super solid 2nd-place beam routine
    • Emily Gaskins' Cincinnati renaissance and valiant victory over the standing-in-the-corner rule
  • We give out the Simone Biles 2013, Classic Doesn't Really Matter awards
    • Riley McCusker and her hilarious tucked tkatchev, but should she have competed?
    • Ashton Locklear almost did her best beam routine ever
    • Jordan Chiles has a LEGIT Amanar, but what about the other events?
  • Major trends we noticed in routine composition and judges doing their job

GYMTERNET NEWS

• Russia repeats as champions at EYOF (European Youth Olympic Festival)
  • Ksenia Klimenko channeled her inner Liu Tingting on beam
  • Varvara Zubova even hit beam once!
  • Elisa Iorio redeemed Italy's competition with a brilliant title-winning endo full
• The Olympics are coming to LA in 2028. Yea or Nay? We discuss.
• The FIG Executive Committee announced the JUNIOR WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP
  • How many people should be on each team? And is it 50?
• That video of Simone getting her wisdom teeth out. We translate.
• There's going to be a SIMONE BIOPIC. Memo to producers: we've already cast all the parts.

GIVEAWAY

The winner of the Norbert's sectional beam is Laura Dahlin! Thanks so much to Laura and to Norbert's for supporting the show!

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