Twin Peaks: The Revenge Breastaurant feat. Emma Danger

Michael & Garrett get back at Michael's niece-aged cousin Emma Danger for sending them to Hooters last time she was on the podcast!

• Twin Peaks is a breastaurant founded on the premise that Hooters had become "too tame," and lived up to that idea in its early years amidst scandals and indecent exposure charges
• Garrett fulfills his You-Must Bowl duties by donning Insane Clown Posse facepaint and consuming this meal while embodying the Juggalo lifestyle
• Even a little Judge Judy is more Judge Judy than expected
• Is there an underground fighting ring in this Twin Peaks? Find out in What's Going On Over There!
• JUB will help you gauge when a conversation has ended
• Emma's celery addiction has her spiraling out of control
• Some pretty wild takes about this restaurant in this week's Yelp from Strangers
• Totally not-at-all-biased scientific evidence "proves" that ogling women's bodies is good for your health
  

Music by: James McEnelly (@Ramshackle_Music)

Theme Song by: Kyle Schieffer (@JazzyJellyfish)

Voice Actor: Emma Danger

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