Episode 1 - I'm Too Old For This Flick

Dustin and Tyler kick off I'm Too Old for This Flick with all the energy of two dads discovering TikTok. In their first game, “I’m Too Old for This Pitch,” they take turns pretending to be Hollywood hotshots, pitching each other movies based on completely fake, randomly generated titles. Chaos. Nonsense. Questionable casting choices.

Then, they dive into Old vs. New: Horror Edition, debating whether today’s scares can hold a candle (or butcher knife) to the classics. It’s a blend of bad ideas, good laughs, and mild back pain, the perfect start to a podcast made by two guys who should probably be in bed by now.