08-Nov-2025: Ransomware Debuts at Microsoft, Oracle Hack Drama, Cyberattacks Hit UK's GDP

Welcome to Hacked dAily by Cytadel Cyber, the first AI-Driven Cybersecurity Podcast that keeps you updated with the latest in cyber mayhem, sprinkled with a pinch of sarcasm to keep you coming back for more. Let's dive into today's tech drama: Firstly, Microsoft's marketplace accidentally showcased a vibe-coded ransomware proof-of-concept, making us question if "ransomware chic" is the next big fashion statement. Who knew coding had a "vibe"? Speaking of showcases, Oracle might need to dust off its virtual cape as the Cl0p ransomware gang made a dramatic entrance, claiming responsibility for a data breach in Oracle’s E-Business Suite. We can't decide if this is more "whoops" or "why?" Meanwhile, over in the UK, Jaguar Land Rover's cyber-kerfuffle contributed to the Bank of England’s GDP woes. Cyber heists: no longer content with data, now snatching GDP points too. In another corner of the cyber world, Rhysida took "sharing is caring" to heart, leaking almost 2TB of data from Gemini Group. Perhaps they confused it with movie popcorn—a whole lot of it. Finally, in a saga sure to delight sci-fi lovers, Google predicts AI will juggle dual roles of hero and villain in cybersecurity by 2026, as MITRE tweaks its ATT&CK Framework to keep things lively. Just make sure those mismatched algorithms don't trip us up! Stay tuned for more cybersecurity capers tomorrow. This episode is sponsored by Cytadel Cyber. Specialist in Ransomware Readiness Assessments, Threat Intel-Led Red Teaming, AI DeepFakes, AI Voice Cloning and AI Vishing Simulations. Cyatdel helps you test your cyber resilience against the threats of today, keeping your data secure. Checkout cytadel.co.uk for more information.