#49 Kid poops, pooping yourself and finding a pooper

#49 Kid poops, pooping yourself and finding a pooper

The plan for today's ep definitely wasn't to talk about shit nonstop.. but here we are. Apologies !

Macy is in the running for a world record for largest poop (based on poop to body weight ratio). There's actually a semi blurred image that we'll put on socials if you're brave enough to look. No judgment. Ash had a little shart incident over the weekend, which (credit to him) hasn't happened in a little while. Thoughts and prayers to his Uber driver.

Matt and Laura took the kids to a great new park. Unfortunately it was cut short as Laura's coffee went right through her and the park didn't have toilets. Also worth mentioning that Lola still hates Matt but he's trying his best to turn things around.

We share your best Toddler Meltdown stories as well as have a crack at answering your listener questions:

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