#51 How to trick your child into loving you
It's spaghetti bolognese night at the Johnson household again, except a new ingredient has been added to the menu... No one prepares you for this when you become a parent. Matt also has a new trick u...
27 Feb 202436min
#50 Weird Allergies, Bum Births And Gremlins In The Night
How much are you willing to spend on a fruit salad platter? Last weekend, Lola turned the big three. When it rains, it pours, leaving poor Lola afraid that no one will turn up to her party, but even ...
20 Feb 202439min
#49 Kid poops, pooping yourself and finding a pooper
The plan for today's ep definitely wasn't to talk about shit nonstop.. but here we are. Apologies ! Macy is in the running for a world record for largest poop (based on poop to body weight ratio). The...
13 Feb 202441min
#48 Two Doting Dads and Mum feat. Amy Gerrard
Our first bonus ep for 2024 and first doting mum on the pod! Sorry to make you all wait so bloody long for this ep featuring the one and only Amy Gerrard - but here she is. Amy is a hilarious pod host...
11 Feb 202451min
What's Your Facebook Marketplace Limit?
Ash has reached his Facebook marketplace limit - he now flat out refuses to have any involvement with his wife's transactions. He's even gone as far as locking himself in the toilet when he hears a bu...
6 Feb 202435min
What Not To Say To Kids In A Park
We start this episode with an update regarding Lola's hatred of her dad - the poor, desperate, lonely Matty J. You know which dad has kids that don't hate him - Ash. It might be because he's an all-ro...
30 Jan 202435min
The World's Best New Years Resolution List
We're bloody lucky to be releasing this ep today - whilst Ash was mid-jog through the lovely streets of Warriewood, he was approached and threatened by none other than... Mr Freeze himself !!! Luckily...
23 Jan 202443min
Why You Should Never Give Someone A Soggy Doggy
WE'RE BACK BABY ! Matt's transition into Ash has continued as he realised that Christmas is actually the most stressful time of the year and he's happy to see the back of it. The fact that he and Laur...
16 Jan 202441min
