#111 The Cicadas Are Tearing My Family Apart!

#111 The Cicadas Are Tearing My Family Apart!

Ash threatens to move his entire family again as an army of cicadas takes over his household.

Matt sends his daughter Lola into a headspin after dropping her off at gymnastics during a power nap.

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  • If there’s a queue at the park…What is a reasonable amount of time you can spend on the swing?

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