r/amithejerk? HOW I RUINED MY SISTER’S GENDER REVEAL PARTY! - Reddit Stories

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where You want me to abandon my position and do something else? You got it. Keep all the accidental tickets? Sure thing... You wanna enter my room without knocking because you're my parent? Okay. my mum accuses me for “breaking” a pair of her old scissors which had seemingly just dulled with time/use, after I followed her rules carefully for using them. To “fix” them I sharpen them as she says they won’t cut. Breaks her own rules for using them, and now won’t use them anymore because they’re “dangerously sharp”… Irony is they’re probably be safely sharp after a few uses, but hey - followed your request to the letter, and now you deal with the consequences.. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Mars 202215min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EM Expects Me To Work During My Spring Break, I Explained Why I Couldn’t, Then She Fired Me My father won't let me shut my bedroom door at night. Am I the asshole if I tell my stepmom off? EM wants me to work 40 hours a week now that I'm an "adult" Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Mars 202216min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge where My Dogs defend my family and my friend. Asshole stepfather got rid of all of my prized possessions as a child and beat the crap out of me regularly. I ended up getting all of his prized possessions and selling most of them, and when I told him he tried to assault me in public, which resulted in criminal charges, losing his job, and his house. Now I get to see him all the time and rub his nose in it. Hurt my family? Guess you'll die. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Mars 202215min

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Tell Your Boss You're Quitting Greedy boss Karen wanted to make Greg do a huge project, then "remove any evidence of HIS work" so that she could take credit for it. He made the project, then deleted the entire thing to "remove the evidence." She made a presentation to company senior staff with just a 100 page powerpoint with the poem "Ozymandias" because it was all Greg had left her. A few coworkers defended him, she got fired, and he became a legend. My mom carried around a resignation letter Non-flexible break time? I mean, if you insist… Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Mars 202216min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where One of my fellow employees steals a company card and starts making uber eats and other purchases in my name to get me fired. I find her out, and get her fired and send her some 'going away' Wendy's to help her out the door. Man with swollen genitals goes to Germany after punching girlfriend. In a quick act of revenge, man is arrested in Germany for fake drug smuggling, which turns out to be true, and so goes to prison. Get me fired? Lose your day off! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Mars 202215min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk? where AITA for having my step-dad walk me down the aisle? AITA for wearing MIL's wedding dress though I boycotted her wedding for moral reasons? AITA for being "too close" to my Ex-Husband? AITA for punishing my stepdaughter after she refused to remove the family framed photos she put all over my house? AITA for making a “racist” joke? AITA for telling my husband that I was disappointed in the gift he had for my son's 16th birthday? AITA for demanding the very expensive stroller back from my sister because she is choosing to use the one she got at a thrift store? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Mars 202216min

Reddit rSlash Storytime maliciouscompliance where Want me to dump that scrap? As you're the master sergeant, I'll comply. Worked two hours overtime when told not to. I got paid and got the manager on duty transferred to another store where he promptly got himself fired. You want that laminated? Schedule Black Magic I deliberately got myself banned from a crapy worksite by making a risque balloon animal. All work MUST be covered by a permit Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 Mars 202216min

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady where Sitting reading a book vs heck demon Funny work Wrong number calls Lady at the Lexus dealership Customer rings his own food. Walmart story I don’t work at H&M German Lady wanted to get me fired... in another store I guess Im a deputy Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

8 Mars 202216min