353: CANDIED BACON WET DREAMS
This week, people are sharing some spicy secrets online and I can’t wait to share them. DJ HEY COUSIN and I play a round of HEADS UP! That and much more! Let’s get silly! MARTIN LUTHER KING JR. WASN’...
24 Jan 202533min
352: "I'M A BLUE CHEESE B***H!!!"
This week, ladies and gents, I’ve got some new Google Voicemails, and someone found a Christmas gift behind their childhood home walls that is decades old! That and so much more! Let’s get silly! ALL...
17 Jan 202536min
15: HE FOUND A DECADES-OLD XMAS GIFT IN HIS WALLS!!! MINISODE
Your AUDIBLE BOO-THANG has a story to share about someone who found a Christmas gift behind their walls that is decades old. Plus, I’m gonna do another round of 50/50. I’m pretty much putting my menta...
16 Jan 202514min
351: "WHY WAS IT IN THE TOILET TO BEGIN WITH?"
This week, we talk about the weird, gross things that housekeepers come across when doing their jobs. We also discuss if I ruined The Bert Show over the holidays. Plus I have some interesting food new...
10 Jan 202545min
350: SURVIVING THE MADNESS
HAPPY FREAKING NEW YEAR!!! We made it to Chapter 2025! That alone is a blessing and a half. This week, I share what happened on my 1st date in years. We have a cat update and ChatGPT and I worked toge...
3 Jan 202546min
349: 2024 WRAPPED UP!!!
Today’s episode is for you guys! I want to thank every last one of. You who hung in there with me and joined my silly ass on those podcast waves! It’s been a hell of a year but we made it through toge...
27 Dec 202436min
348: CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT PRESENTS!!!
We saw a UFO, and we can’t wait to share our story with you! The neighborhood cat adopted my family, and I am in love with her, dammit! A lot of people suck at giving gifts, and I have a few stories t...
20 Dec 202438min
347: EVIL ELVES, MURDERS AND HORRIBLE FOOD
This week, I have an evil elf that wants to kidnap Santa and take over the North Pole. Which cities have the worst food? Which fast food spot is serving booze now? This episode is loaded, my friends....
13 Dec 202457min
