26/27 Chelsea Squad Pick
Chris and Joe build their full 26/27 squad for Xabi Alonzo — position by position. Exits that feel overdue. New faces that could make the difference. And a squad that, read back, actually sounds like ...
29 Juni 58min
The 25/26 Chelsea Awards
The season is over — and not a moment too soon. Chris and Joe hand out the awards nobody wanted to give. Goals, moments, and one word that perfectly sums up the whole sorry affair. ________________...
3 Juni 52min
Sunderland 2–1 Chelsea | 10th
Tenth.Same distance from relegation as from fourth — and that symmetry tells you everything about the season. Chelsea didn't just miss Europe, they didn't fancy it. Chris and Joe go through the rot:...
26 Maj 30min
Chelsea 2–1 Spurs | Again
Chelsea beat Spurs. Again. Six in a row, three doubles in three seasons, 11 wins in the last 13. Enzo Fernandez produces an absolute worldy and reminds everyone exactly why you don't sell him, Hat...
20 Maj 35min
Chelsea 0–1 Man City | Reset
The reset button has been pressed — and with the appointment of Xabi Alonso as manager, not head coach, are BlueCo finally admitting their mistakes? Chelsea lose the FA Cup Final 1–0 to City, undone...
17 Maj 1h
Cup Final Preview
AMan City haven't lost a domestic game since January 17th. Chelsea have lost six consecutive Wembley finals. On paper, this shouldn't be close - but Chris and Joe aren't ready to write it off. The ...
14 Maj 27min
Liverpool 1–1 Chelsea | Hope
A point at Anfield shouldn't feel like oxygen. And yet here we are. Chelsea draw 1–1 with Liverpool and for the first time in what feels like months, there's something flickering. Levi Colwill retu...
9 Maj 25min
Chelsea 1–3 Forest | Rotten
Forest come to the Bridge and leave with three points they barely had to work for. A major clear-out is needed this summer. That's where Chris and Joe land after further embarrassment. The bigger qu...
5 Maj 46min
