When Harry Met Alice • Can't Opener
How often can you call emergency services numbers before someone takes things seriously? Once? Twice? Three times, M'lady? And beer ... we got beer. And old ladies.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and...
2 Feb 20211h 42min
Double Murder Daddy • Sim Cards are Hard
The Operator pretends to know things about sports games, Jack proves he is a savant about football, baseball ... basically, all kinds of balls. Somebody shoots a lady. And somebody uses a phone. If yo...
26 Jan 202146min
Mason Goes Ajar • Birthday Pardon
Lance Mason is an angry man. Lance Mason is a terrible man. 😡 And one boy calls 911 to coordinate some business. 😆Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of...
20 Jan 20211h 24min
Southern Food, Folks, and Guns
Watch yourself ... there's more than just memorabilia on the walls in this episode. Also nipples. We cover nipples.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of ...
8 Jan 20211h 3min
An Officer Ain't a Gentleman • Courteous George
We cover a good bit of ground on this one. And we cover two amazing calls. This one has soldiers, trucks, kids (don't worry), clean-up crews, the UK (don't worry), and ZERO Shakespeare 😉Hugs. ❤️Ad-fr...
29 Dec 20201h 11min
Planet Zoloft • Little Peanut Saves Allergy
Today's story comes to you from the planet Zoloft. It's methematically the closest planet to us ... well, to some of us. And cuteness. We gots cuteness. 💕Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Call...
16 Nov 202055min
Don't Kalathat a Comeback • The Oh No Bowl
We get all cultural, and things also get very bullet-ey.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access hours of extra 911 Calls content each week, exclusive merch, and ear...
4 Nov 20201h 1min
Austin Mindy's Limits • Eggs Over Reason
A parent faces the hardest decision in the world - turning her child in for a heinous crime. Also, eggs ... we've got eggs.Hugs. ❤️Ad-free, UNCUT episodes, and 911 Calls PLUS and so much more!Access h...
19 Okt 20201h 1min
