294) I Drank from a Hose and Now I Can See the Future
In this episode I recount how I survived hose water, asbestos, and lead paint - only to be taken down by an air conditioner and a swarm of carpenter bees. Also: the regime thinks LEGOs cause emotional...
23 Sep 202520min
293) This Whole System Smells Like Ass
I think it's weird that we have royalty in this world, one person representing an entire country, award shows where everyone plays dress-up, the insane amount of projection happening in the U.S., why ...
19 Sep 202529min
292) Honk Honk, Beep Beep — Democracy’s Six Feet Deep
America’s not run by leaders — it’s run by clowns who couldn’t organize a lunch order if you spotted them the fries. They honk, they beep, they trip over facts, and somehow they still get reelected. W...
12 Sep 202527min
291) Velcro Kitties, Speed Walking, and 28 Million Dollar Bullshit
In this episode I chat about how I found out we have two cat breeds, driving another child around, and a pair of stupid shoes. There's more, but that's what comes to mind. (Again, not a life-changing ...
2 Sep 202526min
290) My Brain Go Bye-Bye
Evil Dick and his poison-butt minions, Fox News aliens in disguise, Jen Psaki slander, Amanda Knox, mowing fails courtesy of POTS, VA rage-quitting, Caesar’s med math, and a dash of independent media ...
29 Aug 202531min
289) This Country’s a Mess but I’m Great with Kids
Trying to stay functional while the country cracks. Featuring anxiety, hormones, grocery store parenting, and morally flexible board game strategy.***Email: autisticang38@gmail.comAutistic Logic Mini ...
22 Aug 202520min
288) This Episode Is Brought to You by Poor Decisions
This episode contains: one questionable medical appointment, one piece of stolen furniture, a suspiciously long loan timeline, and at least three stories that probably shouldn’t be on the record. List...
14 Aug 202528min
287) Mashed Perderders and Bunny Limbs
The perderders and bunny limbs aren't mentioned until the end of the episode but this was the title that came to mind, so I'm going with it. In this episode I provide life updates that nobody asked fo...
6 Aug 202526min
