Cracker Barrel Hostess
“God, the first statement [of the episode] irritated me” says Kelly as she straps in for "The Mother of All Specials", Dance Mom's own Mother's Day celebration. For a show with plenty of moms you'd im...
19 Feb 20241h 22min
I'd Rather Be a Whole Apple
"How does Abby get to call him an ass like that and then acted shocked when he responds back," wonders Christi as things begin to go downhill fast on the second half of "Candy Apple Showdown". With th...
12 Feb 202447min
It’s About Fun, Stop Crying!
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5 Feb 20241h 16min
Levitate, Levitate, Levitate!
"The foot is done!" exclaims both Christi and Kelly as the arduous Mackenzie's Broken Foot Saga finally comes to a close. After all, would Melissa let Mackenzie's foot stay broken if it meant not gett...
29 Jan 20241h 38min
Disservice
"Do you want to vomit on her, or do you want to vomit on her?” asks Christi as things are as painful as ever on "May I Have This Dance". After coming in second yet again, Abby is fed up with everyone ...
22 Jan 20241h 7min
Humping the Hula Hoop
"Life is just a lesson," remarks Christi, "My Instagram bio literally says I make mistakes...some are on TV." At least she can be assured that on the second half of "The Politics of Dancing" the only ...
15 Jan 202458min
Cringing Over Props
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8 Jan 20241h 16min
Loading Abby's Tears
“Somebody has to fight with her,” remarks Kelly as we go through the motions of introducing Kristie Ray into the mom group on the second half of "Watch Your Back, Mack". Even though the moms (and espe...
25 Dec 202347min
