Fair Game Theory

In most cases, it’s better to risk romantic rejection and use it as a learning experience rather than record a conspiracy theory podcast accusing your crush of being the central honeytrap in an elabor...

7 Aug 202213min

Did a project, called “The Suicide Tape,” cast me during my junior year at NYU for clandestine purposes, in case Scientology ever needed to murder me and stage it as a suicide—or am I just a crappy ac...

5 Aug 202240min

Unfortunately, as we all know, dancing is forbidden. Think of this as less of a witch hunt and more of a witch inquiry.

25 Juli 202243min

When a train conductor purposely dumps you at the wrong stop on the last train of the night…is it an assassination attempt…or stealth marketing for the “American Traitor” novel?

6 Juni 202225min

"Both of them had a very Rasputin-like magnetism...with Julia, I would say my personality had been so closely studied by multiples operatives at that point, Julia only had to use a series of triggers,...

22 Feb 202242min

Sidestepping and backtracking, if I may, has anyone heard of Transcandental Meditation? I ask mostly to be petty, and because I am a David Lynch fan. And because I want Mexican food. Darnit, I knew I ...

9 Feb 202235min

Witness the cultural birth of the f*ckboy-that muse who inspires a thousand masterpieces-and how this archetype relates to class and systems of behavioral modification. Was someone trying to put me in...

2 Feb 202245min

What do you do when you’re in the wrong place at the wrong time, every place you go, every time? What if those places and times are orchestrated by a black ops determined to sabotage you? Here, we exp...

29 Jan 202244min