Whoa There, Delilah (FF3 Part 5)
Four geezers save us from exploding shoes then trick us with shrooms. Goldor, who likes gold, throws his evilest money at us. Bards sing some tunes. We get shot down in Saronia for interrupting a h...
21 Feb 20251h 1min
Excessive Generosity (FF3 Part 4)
The mystery of the gysahl greens is revealed! A piano is played. We bask in our sheer confusion re: fundamental aspects of these player characters' identities. Which of these lil dudes gets invited ba...
7 Feb 202548min
Publish Then Perish (FF3 Part 3)
You know what? Let's keep playing this game and nab that fire crystal. Experiments are conducted to answer questions from last episode. Lali-ho! Dwarves have more hats. We bought a bunch of Gutsco Pro...
17 Jan 202557min
Tree Roaming the Desert to the West (FF3 Part 2)
First we cast toad. Now we become the toads. Plus, honeys, we shrunk ourselves! Hey, what's in this gnomish bread? Also a snake attacked. It hurt us. It hurt us real bad. Can we hurt it real bad? Prob...
3 Jan 202548min
It Came from the Gutter (FF3 Part 1)
The CRYSTALS speak! The podcast has begun a new game, a Fantasy so FINAL that it can only be undertaken by four brave ONION KNIGHTS (whatever they are). MIKE offers the most revolting description of t...
20 Dec 202450min
Double Dadless (FF2 Part 6)
Cyclone devastation! "Everyone is dead." How many father figures can one game kill off? Let's finish Final Fantasy II before it gives us the depressions. Mirrors summon dragons. We kill the Emperor. (...
6 Dec 202449min
Wise Beyond Her Year (FF2 Part 5)
Remy's upset about something. Not sure what. The podcast ends, but then it keeps going anyway. Mike is attacked by a wild quiz. The toad spell becomes Remy's entire way of life. The Red Soul is back –...
15 Nov 202441min
Dissed By Deists in Deist (FF2 Part 4)
We play until we defeat Gottos in Fynn then drop by the Tower of Mysidia. Garland sasses us on mic. We celebrate our first chocobo sighting then face our greatest challenge yet: pronunciation. Mike an...
1 Nov 202448min
