
Sports Betting on Russian Roulette
Once again, the Republican Party hates you and wants you [redacted]. In this episode, the boys NOTICE the inevitability of the Super Bowl and the beginning of the most annoying dynasty in sports; they...
21 Mars 202455min

Zoomers of the World Unite!
You have nothing to lose but your 4HL! In this episode— the tankiest one to date— the boys examine another 20-something woman checking out of the fake job economy, the tone-deaf response from conserva...
15 Feb 20241h 15min

Saturdays are for the Boys ft. Roy Matthews
In this episode, the boys are joined by 2023 Publius Fellow and noted Heavyweights superfan Roy Matthews. The boys (and Roy) talk about Democrats using actual real slave theory from the 1800s to justi...
13 Feb 202457min

The Zynsurrection
In this episode, the boys (minus John, who fell victim to some poorly-prepared gabagool or something) discuss Greg Abbott forcing a happening by playing chicken with the federal government and other d...
31 Jan 202455min

Happy New Year ft. Peachy Keenan
Women are a mystery. In this Heavyweights New Year’s special, journalist and author of the book “Domestic Extremist,” Peachy Keenan, joins the show to help the boys understand them. Peachy and the boy...
1 Jan 20241h 13min

We Wish You A Heavy Christmas!
Merry Christmas from the Heavyweights! In this very cozy Christmas special, the boys discuss their favorite Christmas songs, movies, and family traditions. Armen and Sam make the case for some unortho...
21 Dec 202355min

Zoomer Blues
A slew of recent polls show that Gen Z is going to become either borderline fascists or blue-haired lesbian feminists (yes, it is split along gender lines). In this episode, the boys explain just how ...
15 Dec 20231h 14min

Fire the Republican Party Into the Sun
The GOP failed No Nut November, spectacularly, because they blew it nationwide. The boys react to this news and discuss just how over it actually is. Paul Giamatti save us. Follow us: Twitter: @Heavy...
12 Dec 202358min



















