Illumination Cinema Movie Podcast

Tyler and Chris along with special guest host, David J. Cantu, talk about the latest piece off of the Star Wars assembly line. As well as some of the other Star Wars films. They neglect to mention how this movie totally forgot about C3PO's red arm from the last movie!!! If you ask me, this film was a hack job. Great work Disney! What's next MICKEY MOUSE in STAR WARS!? I'm really glad those jokes are coming back. They were very funny in 2012. I guess these guys didn't get the program that they are supposed to gush over the trailers for months and then hate all of the movies when they come out. Typical. They don't do anything right.

21 Dec 201752min

I guess it's that time again. Chris, Tyler and Beth are back with the fourth season premiere of the podcast. This time they are talking about The Disaster Artist! They also talk a little bit about The Room. Tyler is the only one who read the book. But as we all know, reading is for nerds.

8 Dec 201732min

For the season finale, Tyler and Beth finally get to do a proper Halloween Special. They discuss horror movies throughout the ages, including: Frankenstein, Halloween and Silence of the Lambs. I bet these dweebs actually got scared by all of these movies. I'm not scared. But hey, could you leave the light on? Totally unrelated!

29 Okt 201755min

Tyler and Chris talk about the latest box office flop in the Blade Runner franchise. Apparently, no one wants to watch an artsy, three-hour long movie. But these bozos did it and they give their glowing recommendation. You basically, don't even have to listen to the show now. I saved you 27 minutes. You're welcome.

11 Okt 201727min

In tonight's episode, Chris and Tyler talk about Kingsman: The Golden Circle. They also talk about their experience at Warren 21.

27 Sep 201726min

Guest host: David Wayne Young returns for another episode to talk about more terrible movies with Tyler and Chris. These two dipsticks are over here talking about how positive they try to be with their show and here they are talking crap on three movies. Nice work, you jerks! This time they talk about; "Dinosaur Island", "Magic Puppy" and "Death Bed: The Bed That Eats". It's a hoot and a holler if I do say so myself. I hope they don't have David on again though. I've seen that guy pull his pants all the way down to pee in a public restroom.

2 Sep 201750min

Chris is back to ruin another episode! This time with the David no one likes. Tyler is also there. Not a good combination. Anyway, these three losers make fun of low budget Christian videos like a bunch of cynical assholes. Have fun in Hell.

18 Aug 201744min

Tyler and Beth talk about three films by the late director Satoshi Kon. Including: "Perfect Blue", "Tokyo Godfathers" and "Paprika".

11 Aug 201742min