Retrograde Amnesia: Comprehensive JRPG Retrospective

We're not the fools, you are. This time we're buying pet supplies, killing soldiers in public streets, realizing everybody in Timber is in on it, trading human lives for AP, retrieving pornography, re...

27 Sep 20211h 13min

This is a super interesting time in dialogue box history. Today we're squatting it out, calling a president president, playing with toy trains, indulging a ludicrous plan, speaking with a dummy, leapi...

20 Sep 202153min

I dreamt I was a moron. After waking up, we're drinking in a hotel bar, approaching a pianist, cramping up like a fucking loser, hearing about it from the boys, living a dream in a nightmare, sufferin...

13 Sep 202157min

Blow it out your ass. Before that we're suffering through a zealous Zell, receiving our first SeeD mission, reading a weapons book, meeting Mr. Paper Test Boy, riding a hoverboard, exploring Diablos' ...

6 Sep 202157min

SeeD is not a non-profit organization. This time we're appreciating the world map map, realizing the invasion was all for cash flow, shaming Seifer, interrupting Cid's exposition, receiving our SeeD r...

30 Aug 20211h 5min

I'm gonna tell you 'bout my Romantic Dream. It involves reassigning Squall's inspiration, falling down a hill, assuming chicken-wuss, meeting Biggs and Wedge, discussing Guardian Force ethics, slaying...

23 Aug 20211h 3min

I love battles. I fear nothing. On this god forsaken installment we're playing cards with groupies, assembling protagonists, channeling shōnen energy, swallowing Cid's propaganda, developing a gunblad...

16 Aug 20211h 1min

DRINK? This time we're revisiting Dr. Kadowaki, avoiding Selphie, constructing artifice, no-selling the disciplinary committee, chatting up a lunch lady, living alone in a multi-student dorm, question...

9 Aug 202159min