👠 “HOLD Tory Birch” — Fashion’s stock market. Elon’s $1 Trillion Rihanna payday. The Capitalism Election. +Tom Brady’s cloned dog
Will Elon quit Tesla tomorrow?... He may if shareholders don’t approve his $1 Trillion bonus (“Better Have My Money”)Hold: Gucci. Sell: Isabel Marant. Buy: Loewe…. Fashion Trading is the new “Life Div...
6 Nov 202521min
🐻❄️ “Artificial Santa” — Coca-Cola’s AI holiday ad. Axon’s bipartisan tasers. Beta’s e-airplane IPO. +Line-Waiting Biz
One stock defies politics: Axon… They found unity (reducing deaths) in a divisive topic (policing).Coca-Cola’s holiday commercial is here, and it’s AI-generated… headlines show hate, but data shows lo...
5 Nov 202522min
🥬 “Organic Doritos?” — Whole Foods’ amazonification. Palantir’s anti-college recruiting. AI’s unpopularity problem. +Nvidia’s chicken stock
Palantir doesn’t want college experience… so it’s hiring 18-year-olds for full-time jobs.Did you notice Doritos at Whole Foods?... Because the organic grocer has been “Amazonified.”AI has a PR problem...
4 Nov 202523min
📺 “Nobody Wants This… Product placement” — Netflix's ad drama. Earnings Season’s exception. Neo’s home robot. +DoorDash’s cuffing szn
Netflix’s #1 show is full of conspicuous Dunkin logos… Enshittification or ingenious?Earnings season is 60% over, it’s the best in 4 years… But twenty somethings aren’t celebrating.Neo’s home robot is...
3 Nov 202520min
👻 “Paranormal profits” — Horror’s box office record. Starbucks’ delivery biz. Gov Shutdown’s 2nd month. +KPop (Lehman) Hunters
Horror took 17% of the US box office this year, a record high… it’s the divisive dividend.Starbucks sales grew last Q for the first time in 7 quarters … thanks to coffee delivery.The Government Shutdo...
31 Okt 202520min
🦈 “I’m out” — Shark Tank’s China trade deal. Nvidia’s $5T flowers. Fruitist’s $1B blueberry. +Candy Salad Trick-or-Treat
Nvidia became the 1st biz to hit $5T… because its chips are actually perishable like flowers.Fruitist carefully bred blueberries to be the size of golf balls… and now it’s worth $1 billion.Trump is me...
30 Okt 202519min
☹️ “AI Party Police — Airbnb’s Halloween plan. Wikipedia vs Grokipedia. The Great Hiring Freeze. +Stock Market’s #1 Day
Airbnb is using AI to block parties this Halloween… It’s their new Party Pooper with a Purpose.Wikipedia visits are falling for the 1st time… and Elon Musk launched “Grokipedia”.Amazon is laying off 1...
29 Okt 202522min
🐥 “Unplugged on Sunday” — Chick-fil-A’s vending machine. College Football’s $50M firings. CreedTok’s viral hit. +Exclamation Inflation!!!!
College football coaches are getting fired… but then paid millions #GoldenJockstrapsChick-fil-A’s 1st vending machine opened in Georgia… Because we live in a Kiosk Economy.The boxing movie “Creed” has...
28 Okt 202522min
