
PEOPLE
It will take you little, to no time to figure out who’s actually worth your time.
6 Juni 20228min

EMBRACE
Everything you’re looking for is looking for you too.
1 Juni 202212min

COCAINE
Cocaine is cheaper than baby formula.
25 Maj 202214min

DOUGH
If I had a penis, I would sling-shot popcorn from my erection to my mouth.
17 Maj 20227min

CHANGE
Mention someone for no reason just to disturb them.
8 Maj 20227min

WORD
I’ll take a funny guy over a pretty boy with slick words any day.
2 Maj 202215min

Idiosyncrasies
Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap.
26 Apr 202210min

CHEATER
Might fuck around and reply “who married you?” when people say their divorce is final.
20 Apr 20228min



















