
#42 Cinema Dates and Monkeys Stealing Phones - with JUNO BIRCH (Part II)
Denis and Mark are celebrating the return of the iconic Juno Birch to the podcast, catching up on her latest adventures and the wild world of monkeys stealing phones. This week, Denis tries to explain...
20 Nov 202542min

#41 Our Sims Confessions and Toothless Cyril - with JUNO BIRCH (Part I)
Denis and Mark are joined by their very first guest and Internet Girlfriend — the iconic Juno Birch, the pastel-alien queen known for her surreal drag, chaotic Sims playthroughs, and lovingly unhinged...
13 Nov 20251h 4min

#40 We Need to Talk About Lily Allen... and the £17 Chicken Scandal
This week’s catch-up delivers: Denis accidentally witnessing a full arse on Bond Street, Mark seeing two (planned) arses, flirtation with two trendy Berlin lads, and the shocking moment a £17 bru...
6 Nov 202559min

#39 We Accidentally Shoplifted from IKEA (ft. Catherine Connolly)
Denis spots a Mark lookalike speeding through Brixton on a bizarre new mode of transport, sparking confusion, curiosity, and a mild identity crisis. Meanwhile, the real Mark ends up being apprehended ...
30 Okt 202548min

#38 The Involuntary Pinky Situation and Tanning Disaster
This week, Mark and Denis dive into grooming resets, runaway pinkies, mid-shower revelations, and a disastrously timed naked moment involving a cat cone and a very bright kitchen light. There’s talk o...
23 Okt 202538min

#37 Behind the Scenes at the Attitude Awards
Mark dishes the goss from the Attitude Awards while Denis bumps into huge celebrities in London before the two lads check in with their international boyfriend Jonny B fresh from his undercover trip t...
16 Okt 202558min

#36 Talking about Our Feelings
This week we’re recording from Shorty’s Barbershop in Hackney to mark World Mental Health Day - so naturally we end up talking about everything from disastrous childhood haircuts to modern dating etiq...
8 Okt 202558min

#35 Irish Weddings Are Getting Out of Hand (and the Embassy Sausage Story)
Mark and Denis eat cocktail sausages in the Irish Embassy while Mark admits to stealing another mans top. Our beautiful producer and photgrapher www.instagram.com/_declankelly Get involved and send us...
2 Okt 20251h 1min



















