Works Every Time4 Elo 2025

If Hooters Had a Church

This is episode 85 of the WET Podcast.

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THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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0:00 - We have merch!

0:53 - We're in a car

3:45 - Why are we in a car?

7:07 - Satisfying Kia moment

8:35 - Colt the sound guy

10:55 - How to always be happy

13:10 - Driving in Texas sucks

15:07 - You ever write sad sh*t down?

18:51 - Giving back to the community

23:06 - How to travel without a passport

27:45 - Waluigi Mangione kills CEO of Chuck E. Cheese

29:39 - Do we live in a simulation?

31:58 - Cracker Barrel claims to have the best pancakes

33:47 - Michigan is beautiful, we swear

35:12 - Justin got the whole clock on his face rn

38:14 - South park compares trump to Saddam

39:46 - If Hooters had a Church

47:49 - Leaking industry secrets

53:25 - Super hero movies and Jurassic Park p*rn

56:30 - Colt is a pro yo-yo artist

1:07:19 - Our heads are too big

1:12:48 - If we were cops

1:16:37 - We missed Buc-ee's

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