Memorial Day: Panic Attack at 6AM, a Child We Didn't Plan For & Sand in our Pants
At 11:30 Thursday night, someone said "pack your bags, we're going to Santa Fe" and somehow it worked. Chelsea and Lindsay recap their Memorial Day weekend road trip: a six-hour drive with a road tri...
26 Touko 15min
Penis Pumps ft. Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard
Bobby Lee. Two makeouts. Front row. In front of everyone. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay are joined by Cocktails with Dimples & The Beard — a Wisconsin podcast duo born out of steak nights, Leinenkug...
19 Touko 1h 18min
Cinco de Mayo, Cocaine Confetti & the Guy Who Still Uses "Magic Stick" in 2026
A man offered Chelsea Aspen, Portugal and a yacht this summer. He is not younger or hotter, but Lindsay thinks she can get over that. Chelsea Turano and Dr. Lindsay catch up on two weeks of chaos. -T...
11 Touko 1h
Viral Cheer Dad, Latin Teacher & Full-Time Comedian: Jay Yoder Origin Story
He started comedy at 38, made $7 at his first show, framed it, and now women are running across ESPN Wide World of Sports screaming his name for a photo. Jay Yoder is that guy. Chelsea Turano and Dr. ...
4 Touko 45min
Barbed Wire Condoms & Nipple Cover Injuries
Vegas recap, a pickleball bronze medal, and a knee scrape that requires some explaining. Vegas girls trip included karaoke, a wig flying off mid-Bohemian Rhapsody, nipple covers that took a layer of s...
27 Huhti 50min
Why I Gave my Dog a Hand Job
Seven bags of hidden dog treats. A dining room chair wedged under the bedroom door. A half-hour sensual dog massage that accomplished absolutely nothing. Just a normal week in Chelsea's house. Chelsea...
20 Huhti 40min
Shitting Pants, Divorces & FLDS Cults
She said "I do"… and then found his cheating texts. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay break down a real-life wedding that turned into a same-week divorce, have shiting your pants stories, and Chelsea has a per...
13 Huhti 48min
The Masters: $6 Beers, No Phones, and Golf Villains with Josh Decker
Masters 2026, golf villains, $6 beers & the challenge of going analogue at the Masters. Chelsea and Dr. Lindsay sit down with Josh Decker, host of the Off the Deck Podcast, for a crash course on every...
9 Huhti 24min
