“I AM SIMPLY BETTER THAN EVERYONE”

Email topics include the murder of 1.2 trillion animals per year, a fictional crush making someone a better person, and a bunch of other things. I drank a lot of coffee before I recorded this. I am so...

12 Helmi 20251h 9min

A caller tells her life story of growing up with a dysfunctional family in the Appalachian area. We get into a lot of wild stuff in this one. Ok. I am a gecko. SUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko...

9 Helmi 20251h 19min

A caller tells his story of being flown to Indonesia at age 19 to become the CEO of his family business after his father died. Later a caller and I talk about life and a final caller’s engagement bre...

5 Helmi 20251h 17min

A caller talks about what went wrong while he was working hard to take care of his girlfriend and roommate. Afterwards a caller sort of knows The Beatles and a final caller longs for farm life. You ...

2 Helmi 20251h 13min

Hello I am reading viewer mail. Email topics include whether or not porn is cheating, trying to be less annoying, pig jizz, getting ur gf stolen by a guy from Xbox live, and a bunch of other stuff. I ...

29 Tammi 20251h 10min

A caller discusses a sexual experience they had involving Tic Tacs. Then a caller adjusts to sober life, I help a caller meet her boyfriend, and a final caller does surgery over Zoom. I’m walking out...

26 Tammi 20251h 10min

A caller worries his jewelry business will mess with his government benefits, a caller is cock blocked by her mom, a caller navigates his one-sided relationship with his father, and a final caller buy...

22 Tammi 20251h 3min

A caller explores her relationship with her baby daddy, a therapist to-be questions if he’s cut out for the gig, a caller tries to win a Grammy, and I yell at a return caller. Throw me the remote. I a...

19 Tammi 20251h 7min