
🧢 “Bronx Buyout” — The Yankees’ PE sale. Domino’s pizza messiah. Spotify’s AI ad-skipper. +Harry Potter WiFi
The NY Yanks sold part of the team to Apollo PE… because only 1 thing in sports is sacred.Domino’s created its 1st single-serve pizza… because 43% of meals are now solo.Spotify is playing good cop to ...
12 Elo 22min

👟 “Post-Sneaker” — Pharrell’s Adidas miss. The Paze $$$ Craze. Zuck’s AI MANIfesto. +Avo Sex Change
Adidas “Jellyfish” sneakers are designed by Pharrell… But we-re Post-Sneaker (your boss is the proof).Mark Zuckerberg published a 6,500 word AI manifesto… he’s running for President of AI.Buy a $10 Du...
11 Elo 22min

🛒 “UberCartDashBnB” — Airbnb’s new bets. Boxed Wine’s boom. Robinhood’s seed farmer. +LinkedIn Snitches
Airbnb stock had its best day ever Friday… because of car rentals, luggage storage, & Gigagedon.Robinhood is IPO-ing a VC fund with Y Combinator companies… it’s super seedy (in a good way).Boxed wine ...
10 Elo 20min

🌶️ “Sloppy Nachos” — Chili’s AI rejection. Tubi’s Adam Sandler strategy. Zoox’s Amazon ATH. +Sam’s Influencer Camp
Amazon is #1 in the Mag7 in 2026... And its Zoox pedal-less robocab is about to get its 1st fare.Just after Pringles embraced AI, Chili’s is spitting it out… Here’s what Chili’s bought instead.The big...
7 Elo 20min

👉 “Poke” — MySpace vs. DisTok. Travis Kalanick’s future-port. Pringles’ perfect AI potato. +Spreadsheet Dating
MySpace makes a comeback & Disney partners with TikTok… It’s social media’s 2 destinies.Your next Pringle may be perfect… because AI perfected the potato with “Digital Twins.”Ousted Uber founder Travi...
6 Elo 22min

💫 “Menage-a-AI” — SpaceX’s frenemies. Steve Madden’s season-killer. Korea’s stock celibacy. +Air Protein
SpaceX’s 1st ever earnings report… Starlink for all, rockets crashing into moons, and AI frenemies.Steve Madden’s shoe sales are at all-time-highs… because only sandals are seasonal.Koreans are taking...
5 Elo 21min

🥥 “Coco FOMO” — Vita Coco’s 5x IPO. Garmin’s Y2K watch. Dell’s backyard battery dude. +James Bond WFH
Michael Dell’s son is selling bear-sized backyard batteries… for 95% cheaper than Elon’s.How is Garmin beating the Apple Watch with run clubs?... By rocking Y2K little tech energy.Vita Coco’s coconut ...
4 Elo 21min



















