SWE: Dating Disasters
Emily announces that her Reality TV Show on Bravo "Miss Advised" will air on June 18th at 10 pm. In the first episode. Better tune in.Menace returns from Las Vegas and unsurprisingly did not get laid. Emily shares not only being best friends with your ex but making him your dog's baby daddy. It happens.Also, robot prostitutes, throwing sex toys at cops, and getting married so you can register and get new knives.From the Chameleon to the Co-dependent, from the Serial Dater to the Serial Liar, find out if you are dating one of the seven deadly dating personalities and how to get out as fast as you can. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
14 Touko 201248min
SWE: Double Whammy
No one has faith in Emily's camping skills. Do women prefer the beta male or the alpha male? Menace claims to be the perfect alpha/beta hybrid. Of course he does.Double the pleasure, double the fun. What is double penetration and how to do it. Emily also talks lesbian three-ways, strap-ons, and butt plugs. Emily has a butt plug waiting for Menace in the office. He declines.If men are allowed to show their nipples why can't women? Emily protested the ban on female nipple nudity by riding around her neighborhood topless when she was seven- years-old. While female nipples in public are few and far between, you run into penises wherever you go in San Francisco. Also, how to give your partner a nipplegasm, candy bras, piercings and nipple clamps. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11 Touko 20121h 1min
SWE: Porn Galore
Is porn an ally or an enemy in your relationship? Emily talks about what you should and shouldn't take away from porn videos, and how to apply this knowledge to your sex life.Separate bedrooms are making American sex better, or at least keeping guys from farting around their girlfriends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
9 Touko 201252min
SWE: Tweak the Twinkie
Emily wants to do something more interesting than getting married and wearing the proverbial white wedding dress. Weddings are overdone but masturbation isn't. Emily gets into the fun that is mutual masturbation-- the benefits, challenges, and why men shouldn't be afraid of it.Celebrity gossip turns into a heated debate about "hooking up." Does hooking up mean having sex or good old making out and maybe some trips around the bases? If you want to have sex there are some subtle ways to get her in the mood, from taking note of her interests to fixing her lamp. Handy men are sexy and back hair isn't. Emily and Menace share classy strip club stories and pinpoint the perfect age to get married. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4 Touko 20121h 1min
SWE: Masturbation Month
There's no time like now to rediscover yourself - but not in a Deepak Chopra kind of way, it's Masturbation Month! Emily reveals some sensitive masturbation statistics, and shows that there's more to male masturbation than plain ol' jerking around.We learn about the origins of Emily's sex life, celebrities who can't stop giving their kids stupid names. and why Hooters failed to win over San Francisco.One listener wonders why social media has destroyed the way young people communicate and another listener’s wife just won’t go down. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
2 Touko 201242min
SWE: Don't Ask, Don't Tell
From your sex "number" to how much you hate their family, body, and job, Emily lays out all the things you should never share with your significant other.Emily and Menace share bizarre early sexual encounters, German nymphomaniacs are running riot, and everyone's losing friends during a breakup.Also, an older man who needs to pay more attention to foreplay and a game of "I've never" goes awry. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
30 Huhti 201249min
SWE: Seduction
Emily is throwing a Kegel Camp Keger and Menace is having a Taco Bell truck at his future wedding. A 99-year-old man divorces his wife for cheating him in 1940, your penis is probably bigger than you think it is, and you should never introduce your ex-boyfriend to your current boyfriend. Emily shares how to seduce women from intellectual foreplay to subtle compliments, from conversation to getting laid. Emily breaks down how women can be better in bed by initiating more sex, caring less about what you look like during sex, and acknowledging that for many men sex is much more than a casual act. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
27 Huhti 20121h 1min
SWE: Why Aren't You Naked Yet?
You can't have sex without taking your clothes off, but the importance of undressing is often underappreciated. Emily walks you through the art of going bare, from dealing with bra straps and buttons to awkward male strip teases.'Carmaggedon' and its effect on Los Angelean vaginas, Vladimir Putin fights tigers and keeps his wife in a castle so he can bang models. Jack Rabbit sex gets a bad rap as it should and Menace compares Emily’s and Albert Einstein's brains. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25 Huhti 201239min
