Hotline Calls: I Fantasize About My Partner with Other People

Emily's friend encounters "the fatal move," the head push, and Emil and Menace discuss its merits. Emily and Menace share their pet peeves about the opposite sex - from talking to not picking up signals to playing corpse in bed. The Great Handjob Debate flares up, a listener looks for nonverbal cues to move foreplay ahead. Another listener considers a four year long-term relationship and Emily weighs the pros and cons of long-term Skype sex. Other topics include: having kids, sex toys, single parent dating, and celebrity sex addicts. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

30 Elo 201245min

Emily's inbox has been getting swamped with emails from virgins of all ages lately, so today's episode is dedicated to helping them join the coital club, laying out what they can expect and how they should enter this new stage in their love lives. Virgins' partners get advised too, to make their lovers' first times magical. Or, at least, less awkward than their own. Emily weighs attending Burning Man and Menace prepares for Wedding Season. A listener wonders how to find men into bondage. Another doesn't know how to ask out a waitress. A British couple is making everyone on earth throw them weddings, a new blog broadcasts creepy OkCupid come-ons, and Todd Akin thinks women have magic in their wombs.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

24 Elo 20121h 2min

The sticky subject of ejaculation is covered in painstaking detail today by Emily, Menace, and their loyal, very opinionated listeners. From the where’s and why’s to the do’s and don’t, the coming and going of male climaxes are dissected and discussed. Emily’s friend asks her for a vacation sex starter kit. Emily shares a few threesome stories and Menace shares his travel plans and outlines his enthusiasm for Asian women. In technological news, future phones will be able to detect STD’s, and men’s scrotums are being roasted by their beloved laptops. A listener with a ponytailed husband shares her first (and according to Menace, inevitable) swinging experience, another takes on Emily’s diction, and “Female Viagra” is discussed. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

15 Elo 201250min

Emily and Menace discuss the last episode of Miss Advised and what really happened with her crush David in Napa. Emily gives the CEO of Masque: Sexual Flavors a phone call and solicits his oral expertise to pick the best fellatio tips from listeners. Be enthusiastic, pay attention to the tip, make eye contact, and use your hands. Oh and don't actually blow. Emily also answers listener emails about meeting people at bars, devirginizing men, and how to be more confident. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

10 Elo 20121h 3min

Celeste & Danielle, "sexological therapists," talk about how they coach people to better sex. They stress the importance of men getting involved in their lover's emotions, sexual spontaneity, avoiding rejection when talking about sex with your partner, the G-Spot, and their book, "Cockfidence." Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

9 Elo 201233min

Emily talks about the ten most embarrassing sex questions she gets and how to be, well, less embarassed about them. While there are solutions to many sexual issues, people need to have a sense of humor about sex and expect some hiccups, and possibly queefs. Let go of body insecurity, fears of premature ejaculation, embrace your fetish, and take a little pride in your 'walk of shame.' Emily also talks about why you don't necessarily need to bring a date to a wedding, and having sex at a wedding (or in the parking lot outside the wedding). Also, Emily describes her experience as a guest on Watch What Happens with Andy Cohen.  Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

3 Elo 20121h 2min

Emily may have just dressed up five nights in a row for Halloween and Menace was nominated to be a Prom King, but don't worry, today's show is all about grown up topics. A rather young listener has trouble leaving a relationship and entering a new one, so Emily has some advice on how to break up. Menace starts a 30 day Starbucks challenge to "see what happens," so he might not be the best source of advice for making mature decisions. Luckily Emily is around to help some married listeners maintain their healthy sex life into their golden years. Ejaculation etiquette, oral sex, and orgasm issues with a girlfriend get discussed, and a listener has a hairy problem with his girlfriend. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

2 Elo 201248min

What do you do if you like, "like" a friend? Emily works through the problem of a lovelorn, friend-zoned listener while she herself starts to date a longtime acquaintance. Do you perform "the reach" in a restaurant on your second date? Emily points out why you should - and don't worry, it won't get you thrown out. If your oral sex routine is getting a little yawn-worthy, Emily's got some oral sex tips to keep things exciting. Also, learn how to communicate about condoms, and how you can stop dating losers once and for all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Heinä 201245min