Hysteria 5116 Heinä 2018

John Titor: Time Traveler or Internet Troll? | 95

If time travel is possible and future humans are coming back to our era...what would they want? To kill a future despot? To make a change to the environment that saves future generations? To take back a computer from 1975 to make their time machine work properly? If you're anything like the subject of this week's show, John Titor, you went with door #3. According to his posts on the internet, John Titor traveled back to the 70s to get a special computer to save time travel. He also made a pit stop along the way in the early 00's to live with his family (and 2 year old self) and presumably post snotty messages on inane internet forums (not stand-up forums like Hysteria Nation). Sound crazy? That's the most normal part of this story. This week we do our best Sam Beckett and try to fix what went wrong with the OG Chrononaut - John Titor. Plus, John and Brent ponder the existential perils of time travel (not really - just looking for ways to make money on it). Conspiracy bot ponders the existential perils of time travel (not really - just looking for other ways to kill John and Brent). And David Flora of Blurry Photos is back in the lower 4th (he just wants to time travel to a time before he met Conspiracy Bot). All of that and more on the podcast that doesn’t have time travel capabilities, but if we did, we’d do things to improve humanity…and make an insane amount of money – Hysteria 51.Time Travel / John Titor songs referenced in the show:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3z6ppzwikfc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rz_uGrpgPBQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxaTHTisUvg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmvBi2NOO3E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHl4GnwFv20

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Fast Food and Faster Bowels | 529

Brent is out this week, which means Kevin Crispin of Behind Beautiful Things has been handed the keys to Hysteria 51. This was a terrible administrative decision.First up: a Virginia driver gets caugh...

30 Syys 28min

Bloodsuckers and Budget Busters | 528

This week on Hysteria 51, we’ve got vampires, missing people, Minecraft, and a nine-year-old with the advertising budget of a midsize corporation.First, we sink our teeth into the bizarre disappearanc...

23 Syys 28min

Leave a Message After the Conspiracy | 527

This week on Hysteria 51, we hand the show over to the most dangerous force in paranormal podcasting: you people.It’s our listener voicemail episode, which means we’re cracking open the inbox and play...

21 Syys 43min

Hot Tubs, Hard Choices, and Rubber Ducks | 526

This week on Hysteria 51, medical enhancement and poolside romance collide in ways absolutely nobody requested except for Kevin Crispin who joins us for some Beautiful Blurry Hysteria!First, we head t...

16 Syys 23min

HANGAR 18-ISH: WHAT THE HECK IS THE WRIGHT-PATTERSON BLUE ROOM? PART TWO: INSIDE THE BLUE ROOM | 525

Last week, Hysteria 51 went knocking on one of the most infamous locked doors in UFO history.This week, somebody finally opens the darn thing.We’re heading back to Wright-Patterson Air Force Base and ...

14 Syys 1h 30min

Cyborg Roaches and Superglued Hoses | 524

Science has finally answered the question nobody was brave enough to ask: what if the cockroach crawling toward you was actually a paramedic? Researchers are developing remote-controlled cyborg roache...

9 Syys 22min

The Island That Wandered and the Carrot That Shouldn’t Have | 523

This week on Hysteria 51, Mother Nature is acting strange... and one guy is acting much, much stranger.First, a massive floating island covered in trees suddenly appears in British Columbia’s Willisto...

2 Syys 20min

HANGAR 18-ISH: WHAT THE HECK IS THE WRIGHT-PATTERSON BLUE ROOM? PART ONE: THE LEGEND BEHIND THE LOCKED DOOR | 522

Forget Area 51. It’s time to head to Ohio, where the UFO lore is colder, the security clearances are higher, and allegedly somebody forgot to clean the aliens out of the fridge.This week, we’re invest...

31 Elo 1h 19min