169: The Chronicles Vol I

“We’ve got a little surprise for you tonight…”

We’ve been talking about doing this for so long now that many of you (ourselves included) had almost given up thinking it was ever going to happen, like it was just another instance of the usual psilly nonsense that manifests deep within the Bunkerpoon Studios whilst surfing relaxer fueled waves of madness.

Well, the aforementioned “psilly nonsense” has finally manifested into a multi-dimensional, multi-tentacled reality!

Now, just so we’re perfectly clear and we’re all on the same page here, we are absolutely NOT talking about “Knights in Satan’s Service” or “Kids in Satan’s Service” or ANYTHING having any affiliation with “Satan’s Service” in any way, shape, or form!!!

And we’re definitely NOT talking about “Keeping it Super Simple” either.

But actually, in all reality, we definitely kinda are…

And we definitely kinda did…

A lot. (“Yeah, yeah…”)

It’s time to strap in for “a hard day at the office” and put on your finest “cheetah skin boots” to go with your “gloves of shame” to ensure you’re outfitted with the proper ensemble to do “The Paul Dance” before Mr. Unicorn gnaws through another mic cable again. Always remember that the code word is “airhorn” and JOIN US for a multi-part trip through The Chronicles.

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Show Notes:

(00:01): “That dude was me…” #crispyjello / “We FINALLY made it!!!” / It’s the wild wide mouth… / #thisepisodesclinkyoftheepisode #SinEater #shroomy ***WARNING: #listenerdiscretionisadvised / ***WELCOME BACK TO THE METAL NERDERY PODCAST!!!*** #thisepisodesbeerbeforetheepisode #Abita #BubbleGumJuicyIPA / ***Shroom Chronicles Edition*** #shroomchroniclesASMR #psilocybinASMR / #rubbingthebuttonASMR / #thisepisodesbeeroftheepisode #AkademiaBrewingCompany #DeathRipperVolumeEight (cool #albumcovers) #sixpercentABV / #costcoboozebythedrum / “You can’t tell the difference if you put it in Coca-Cola”

(6:54): #TheVoicemailSegment ***GIVE US A CALL AND LEAVE US A VOICEMAIL AT 980-666-8182!!!*** / #pissingpost #thewordisairhorn / “Somebody #buttdialed us…” / An update regarding the week… / #SixFlags vs #DollyWood / #rollercoasterASMR / “Boy, that’d wear your ass out…” #markthetime / #spiritualASMR #whatsthatnoise “He’ll do anything to NOT listen to #KISS” / Sabotaged by #theblackdog / #chewedcableASMR / “At some point, don’t tits transform into boobs?” / Dolly Parton and Rob Halford and Jolene / #bigonmicburpASMR / Russ says #boobs the best / “I want to see what the downstairs looks like…” / “Have you seen Madonna lately?” / #justbeyourself / “#daylightsavingstime is the longest day of the year” #endDSTforever (Actually it’s Arizona and Hawaii).

(19:44): #TheDocket KISS and going back in time to our younger years / “I did have the KISS lunchbox…and the posters” / #KISS on #ScoobyDoo / “His real name is #GeneSimmonsFromKISS” / #shroomchroniclesASMR / “You only get one Parasite…” / This is NOT an #insidethemetal of KISS / #Anthrax PARASITE / “If mine was catching you, it’s gold…” / “That was a juicy one…” / A note regarding the #KissMyAssCompilation / #Motorhead SHOUT IT OUT LOUD / #DeathAngel COLD GIN (from Frolic Through the Park)

(29:44): “We’re doing good…” / KISS ALIVE! II #guitarsolo on SHOCK ME (about 4 minutes in…) / “It’s built like a tank…” #guitarpicktappingASMR / “Who was one of the first guitarists to do tapping?” / “Can you imagine #EVH in KISS?” / “What was the first KISS song you remember hearing as a kid?” / “That’s like the Enter Sandman of KISS…” / “They had the stereo turned up to #twelveteen back in the 70’s…”

(36:35): #kabukiASMR / The future of KISS will be continued by #KISSKlones / KISS was all about “The Show” / the impact of #disco on 70’s rock / DETROIT ROCK CITY #killeropener (from Destroyer) “That’s a sloppy eater…” / “The most progressive #dualguitarsolo they ever did” / “It’s almost like Maiden…” / “Okay, seriously…” / KISS didn’t really explode in popularity until after the release of ALIVE! / Remember the #KISSsoloalbums?

(47:27): “Did you find the one I showed ya?” / #shoutout to #MrUnicorn and #theblackdog #cablechewingASMR / #Sershen&Zaritskaya I WAS MADE FOR LOVIN’ YOU (It’s time for #ThePaulDance) / “It’s hotter when she sings it…” / “This is difficult for me…” / Fast forward to “Music From The Elder” … / “It’s like their Loads…” / “You know what’s sad when I look at this…besides everything?” / MR. BLACKWELL (“I don’t hate this) / From Creatures of the Night; I LOVE IT LOUD #allthecokelines (Eric Carr pounded the skins with a Bonhamesque intensity).

(57:01): If you were gonna play just one from Lick It Up and a word from #Damone #killeropener EXCITER (It’s their #ExciterMoment) / And now, a #longdistancededication… / LICK IT UP #deepbreathandbegin “Look at those boots…” #cheetahskinbootsASMR #thecomplicatedpart #thatwashilarious

(1:02:45): “Yessir, they’re workin’…” / #microdoseASMR / From Animalize HEAVENS ON FIRE #ThePaulDance “He got a lotta tang in the 80’s…” / “Before we play the good song…” / “This is the hardest thing you’ll do all day…” / From Asylum TEARS ARE FALLING #theglovesofshame “What are they wearing?” ***Go watch the #musicvideo for this!!!***/ KING OF THE MOUNTAIN #drumintro / From Crazy Nights NO NO NO #BruceKulickSoloASMR / “That man has never willingly done drugs…” / TURN ON THE NIGHT and #KarateKidReboot / “Don’t you dare get them confused…”

(1:12:50): Carnival of Souls (aka their heaviest album) / “Make-up or not make-up?” / RAIN #groovemetalKISS MASTER AND SLAVE “It’s pretty meaty…” #grungeKISS JUNGLE and IT NEVER GOES AWAY #doomKISS / Various contributing song writers / Psycho Circus (“…sounds like a better produced 70’s KISS album…”) #pulpfucktion YOU WANTED THE BEST

(1:26:50): “What’s the most offensive KISS song?” / “Gene Simmons vs Wilt Chamberlain?” BURN BITCH BURN #nocokelines / And now back to Lick It Up to close things out / FITS LIKE A GLOVE #readthoselyrics #noteven / ***THANK YOU FOR JOINING US FOR THIS EPISODE OF THE SHROOM CHRONICLES AND METAL (KISS) NERDERY!!!*** / “Is that a full bottle of nuts?”/ Unintended #BlackAlbumReference / #untilthenext “Go buy some #glovesofshame and do #ThePaulDance” / ***GO PURCHANDISE SOME METAL NERDERY MERCHANDISE AT metalnerdery.com/merch *** / #outroreel #hehahuh #nosebreathingASMR