DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR EYES - BANNERS, BIN/KEEP, ALPHABET F##K!

A strange game an exciting end to end first hour and then the substitution of recently returned Imran Louza see's us lose our rhythm and balance. Throughout we look ok at the back and in midfield with Hamza working furiously throughout but we seemed to lack spark or creativity in the final third. What chances we create fall to Keinan Davis who fails to work the Blades keeper. With the Moroccan international off though the Blades start to really get some momentum but even then it is a set piece error leaving McBurnie unmarked that is our downfall. We ask for "man of the match" and people in cars end up giving Pete palpitations with fractions, Carl is driving an electric bus with a small range and a problematic re charging process (we're not sure but we don't think he approved of said vehicle), Uncle Ron requests someone gets sacked tonight as always, Rich for once "plays nice" with whole numbers - but lets be honest he had already sewed the seeds of numeric sedition and everyone was joining in! We also hear from Jason Rose and daughter who disagree over the scores for Sema and Chaudhury all the way back to Didcot!!! Part Two out Sunday lunchtime. Thank you to everyone who contributes via twitter on the call ins and the 5 word and long form reviews (they will as ever be featured in part 2) COYH!!!! Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Paul Fiander Turner Ian Ball Steve Holliman RichWFC2 (he of the fractions!!!) Chris Giannone Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F Thank you guys your trust and assistance is as appreciated as it is overwhelming. DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

26 Helmi 20231h 8min

We are joined by Chad (our transatlantic Blades colleague) from "The Red Half Of Sheffield" podcast. Oooh, you should hear what he has to say about Wrexham! COYH Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Ian Ball Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Paul FIander Turner Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

22 Helmi 202324min

A migraine delayed part two of another post match phone in fan reaction after the chaotic 3-2 win over the baggies and looking forward to the weekend visit to the Blades of Sheffield! COYH Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Ian Ball Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Paul FIander Turner Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.  This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

21 Helmi 202358min

The initial slightly confused reaction as a chaotic game ends in a win at the Vic. Some see the three points and others see the performance and substitutions. All are entitled to their say and here, they get to put it forward. Ken Sema and James Morris com out as the heroes of the evening ahead of a trip to second placed Sheffield United on Saturday. COYH!! DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.  This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Ian Ball Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

21 Helmi 202357min

As West Brom come to Vicarage Road on Monday we turn attention to their visit and how we see the game panning out. It turns out to be an Oppostion View without the opposition until Carl has an idea! The Opposition View XXL will be up soon on YouTube including lots of other extra bits (and a ton of inappropriate laughing!) DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Paul Fiander-Turner Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland Ian Ball & PD F Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

17 Helmi 202329min

PART TWO - POST BURNLEY CHAT Josh has someone try to get in his car, Caity looks forward to Burnley suffering in the Premier League next season before not quite denying she’s been on the ash at Uni, John insists the fog is a metaphor for everything and then calls on Bilic to start trusting the defence and look at the positives including Burnley bouncing back against those guys up the road. The Big Blue Cheese – Brett, reads out his comment from Saturday as he thinks it was still valid on Tuesday (except for the drunk Americans bit), Roberto talks about the forward line not gelling and what we need to get Araujo firing and the substitution that lead to the goal, Hampshire Hornet questions the level of performance in areas of the pitch that might have taken pressure off the defence and asks just how good is this squad actually? Alex blames Kabasele for ruining his Valentines day and then compares everything to Jenga and sympathises with Araujo bought on in the second half with little or no service. Any came on after a few drinks but was impressed with Porteous and wants more fight across the team and channel the spirit of Troy Deeney. We finish with a Clarets fan after a game that was hotly contested on the pitch but cordially discussed before and after. COYH!   Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Paul Fiander-Turner Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.  This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

15 Helmi 20231h 16min

Part One of a marathon post match phone in. Gutted by the last minute equalizer at Turf Moor leaves honours even as The Clarets remain unbeaten at home but we end their 10 game winning run. A game of contrasts as the team staunchly defends but looks lacking going forward. Tom Cleverley's pre match injury is covered but the hot topic is the late substitution and whether it helped or hindered. We would have all taken the result before the game but on the 94th minute you would have hoped we would have held on. Some great calls from regulars and some new voices and new opinions too. COYH! Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Paul Fiander-Turner Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.  This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

15 Helmi 20231h 1min

As we travel to Turf Moor to take on the Champions elect - Vincent Kompany's Burnley we talk to Natalie from the "No, Nay, Never!" Podcast. We discuss what it is like to support a team who havn't lost all season and if they win against us will set a new Championship record of 11 straight wins! We find out how the Clarets have transitioned to free flowing football after a long and successful stint under Sean Dyche and Natalie really tries not to be as unpleasant as we would be if we were in the same position (for the avoidance of doubt we would be uber smug!). We see the predictions and wonder if anyone might get the right scoreline this week, finally!! The Opposition View XXL will be up soon on YouTube including previous match footage, Justin and Pete discuss the Blackburn game and we remember the great Oli Phillips who was so well commemorated at the game. COYH!! DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.  This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Paul Fiander-Turner Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12 Helmi 202320min