DO NOT SCRATCH YOUR EYES - BANNERS, BIN/KEEP, ALPHABET F##K!

Part Two - hears some of the Paul Holly stories set up by Neil S in part One and we extend the conversation around the imbalance between liking Slaven's demeanour and the results and performances all set against the past behaviours of our owner when not everything seems settled. We hear more tenuous connections to the club and therefore we hear about stretcher bearers, Battochio water colours, Lee Nogan and Spaghetti Bolognaise and not recognising international forwards!!! COYH!! Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Paul Fiander-Turner Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.  This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12 Helmi 202356min

PART ONE - We here from Jimmy and Nick who have flown in from the US for the game. Whilst the game was a bit frustrating it sounds like the lads had a great time including Nick getting drunk with Carl's mum. In the meatime we found out what people thought of the game and Porteous and Hoedt at centre back came in for praise, some didn't and Wendover Horn introduced us to his Mother in Law who was in the car. We asked for peoples tenuous connections to the club and we had some doozies involving the club, golf, football tours, boilers and Winston Churchill. None of it made sense then and I doubt it will moving forward. More coming in Part Two tomorrow - well later today really COYH!!! DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.  This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Paul Fiander-Turner Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

12 Helmi 202356min

In a recording plagued by technical issues we somehow manage to slalom round the glitches and have a good chat with Ian from "4000 Holes" podcast. Will everyone's computer hardware hold out before the predictions? You'll have to listen to find out! COYH Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood  Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Jason Rose Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Mark von Herkomer Nick Niewland & PD F DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

8 Helmi 202336min

The one where find out why the disallowed third goal was handled as it was! Lots more callers and Jason calls in and being in close proximity to the celebration and officials explains why what transpired happened. Plus lots of good calls, five word reviews and long form reviews. COYH Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.  This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

5 Helmi 202348min

They say that a 2 goal lead is a dangerous lead and it certainly turned out to be here, however despite letting that lead slip away along with 2 points there were some positives here in terms of impact from newly acquired players. Here we hear the first part of the reactions and whilst some call for Bilic's head, many others think this is the time to calm the ship rather than jettison yet another manager. Carl calls in whilst Jason has an altercation with another driver in the Reading car park, we ask about missing out on a midfield general on the last day of the window, Greg is stuck in the Reading car park still and fears he'll be late to take Mrs Wendover out (for once we didn't all get to vote on what they should order) and Mal is at home to celebrate Mrs W's birthday. However the big debate (which develops further in part 2) is the referee awarding a third goal to Watford and then ruling it out very late on after the Reading Goalkeeper is seen to remonstrate with the linesman. Is this what happened or will we possibly find out more in part 2 - I think that's enough plugs for pat 2! COYH Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network.  This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

4 Helmi 202348min

Part two of our month of January review sees us joined by Greg and Ian to discuss the transfer window, Using the curse of DNYSE as a barometer as to whom we'd like to interview (and therefore never hear from again as a footballer) we explore who has come into the squad this January. Who will we be emailing the club to try and speak to this spring? COYH! Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood  John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

3 Helmi 20231h 8min

Greg and Ian join us to review the games and the events of January - which will be followed by a part two looking at the transfer window. We find out how much cider Greg had consumed in Norfolk and look back at the games of the men's, women's, Under 18's and Under 21 sides. We get a phone call from Mogi Bayat (not!) and call insults Reading and Rotherham - again! COYH! Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood  John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

2 Helmi 202330min

Justin and Pete talk to Ben from "The Tilehurst End" we talk about the issues that poor recruitment, being saddled with long expensive contracts and football agents can do for a football club. We discuss a certain striker who is frankly a pain at the beginning and end of matches and try to work out whether or not we want our players on the beach in March or not. Carlos is elsewhere so Pete has try to make a prediction for once and probably gets it wrong! COYH!!! Huge thanks to our Patreons: Nipper Harrison John Parslow Boyd Mayover Colin Payne Gary Wood John Parslow Karl Campion Uncle Ron Kevin Cremen John Thekanady (The Big Le) Boffski Greg Theaker Malcolm WIlliams Jason Rose Lee Anselmo Michael Abrahams Ian Bacon Ken Green Nick Niewland & PD F DNSYE is part of the TalkSPORT fan network. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

1 Helmi 202322min