🏁 “Kars 4 Kims” — Formula 1’s girlfriend bet. Robinhood’s platinum card. Iran’s Insider Predicting. +Burger King bites back
Formula 1 racing starts tomorrow and it comes down to 3 biz keys… Cadillac, Apple, and Kim Kardashian.Robinhood’s $695 Platinum Card is made of *real* platinum… but can it out-Amex your assets?16 peop...
6 Maalis 22min
💻 “MacValue Meal” — Apple’s $599 laptop. Soulja Boy’s AI phone. Iran’s bull case. +Taser Alarm Clock
Apple launched its cheapest laptop ever… we think repeats a mistake Tesla made.Soulja Boy is the 1st rapper to clone his voice with AI… to sell B2B software.Stocks are actually up since the War with I...
5 Maalis 23min
🤙 “High School Millionaire” — Cal AI’s crazy acquisition. Iran’s drone game. McDonald’s cringe-burger. +New Song car-crash
McD’s CEO went viral for awkwardly eating its new burger… but it smells like a 90s marketing McTastrophe.Iran’s $20k drones cost us $4M to shoot down… It’s financial asymmetry, affecting stocks.Cal AI...
4 Maalis 22min
🛡️ “War-folios” — Iran market reaction. Dutch Bros’ energy. Anthropic’s moral marketing. + Fitbit for farting
Oil’s up, airlines are down, and so is Chipotle… We look at how War in Iran hits everything markets.Dutch Bros is now the #3 coffee chain… but it’s actually an energy drink chain in disguise.Anthropic...
3 Maalis 23min
💉 “Corporate Botox” — Block’s 40% layoff. Netflix’s wedding crashed. Coach Handbags’ anthropologist. +Burger King’s AI
Jack Dorsey is replacing 40% of Block’s employees with AI… and the Wall Street reward was huge. Coach is selling 3 million Gen Z women its $350 handbag… thanks to an anthropologist.Wedding Crashers ex...
2 Maalis 23min
🤠 “LIVE with Poppi Co-founders Allison & Stephen Ellsworth — Pepsi’s $2B Power Couple
Husband and wife Allison and Stephen Ellsworth have 3 kids and 3 Super Bowl commercials - Because together they created Poppi, the better-for-you soda disruptor that PepsiCo bought for $1.95 Billion l...
27 Helmi 29min
🤠 “Austin LIVE Show” — AI Mermaids. Levi’s skinny deregulation. Uber’s Swiss Army Knife. +Topo Chico shortage
Live… from Austin… it’s The Best One Yet!We performed live at Austin’s famous State Theater. Some extra razzle dazzle & sprinkle dinkle — but our usual daily Takeaways you know & love.#1. How to slop-...
26 Helmi 32min
🕶️ “Smuggle, Inc.” — Mexican Drug Cartels’ biz. Crocs’ microdrama. AI’s Sci-Fi essay. +Self-Blowing Snowblower
Why are Mexican Drug cartels so hard to stop?... Because they're run like the Fortune 500Crocs' comeback plan is microdramas... 4-minute sultry soap operas of clogsThe Substack Selloff... It's a Sci-F...
25 Helmi 24min
