👨❤️💋👨 “9pm Mystery” — Date Drop’s college takeover. MrBeast’s teen bank. Eddie Bauer’s crapitalism. +Google’s 100-Year Bond.
Eddie Bauer rose thanks to capitalism... It’s now bankrupt thanks to “Crapitalism.”72% of Stanford undergrads are using Date Drop… It’s taken over Tuesday nights.MrBeast bought Step, a Fintech app for...
11 Helmi 20min
🏈🫧 “Super Bubble” — AI’s ad curse. Ferrari’s electric iCar. Grubhub’s fee prohibition. +Bad Bunny’s Instagram wipe
The #1 theme of the Super Bowl commercials?... An AI Super Bubble.Ferrari’s 1st ever electric car is designed by iPhone’s Jony Ive… but it’s an anti-tech EV.Grubhub just became the 1st ever delivery a...
10 Helmi 21min
🇺🇸 “Team Polo” — Ralph Lauren’s Olympic win. Jennifer Garner’s baby IPO. Snap’s glasses revenge. +Black History’s founder.
The real winner of the Olympics? Ralph Lauren… the stock’s near a gold-medal all-time-high.Actor Jennifer Garner’s baby food biz IPO’d… Once Upon A Farm’s growth hack is 1st time mommas.Snap’s CEO is ...
9 Helmi 21min
🐰 “El Supertazón” — Bad Bunny’s business. Anthropic’s book destruction. Chipotle’s $100K rule. +Football Birkin Bags
Anthropic is trolling OpenAI, but they got here… by destroying 1 million books.Chipotle is raising guac prices… it’s ok with ppl making less than $100k going to Taco Bell.Bad Bunny is the Halftime Sho...
6 Helmi 22min
🍌 “Ripe $$$” — Instacart’s banana strategy. Bitcoin’s Ice Age. Kindred’s Airbnb swap. +SF Super Bowl conspiracy
Bitcoin has officially wiped out all its gains from the Trump presidency… it’s a mini ice age.Instacart’s Super Bowl ad is all about bananas… Because ripeness retains.Airbnb rival Kindred just raised ...
5 Helmi 22min
🚀 “$XXX” — SpaceX’s sugardaddy deal. Zebra’s Super Bowl stock. Pepsi’s price cut. +Minivan Millennial Dad.
One company is tracking every football at the Super Bowl… And it’s a publicly-traded stock.Elon Musk is merging SpaceX and Xai… It’s a sugardaddy acquisition.Pepsi is cutting prices on Dorito’s and al...
4 Helmi 22min
🍸 “$haken” — Martinis’ alcohol defiance. Moltbot’s AI Facebook. Disney’s Musical TikTok. + Nike/Costco shoe
Moltbot has gone viral with a chatbot social network… AI Agents are chatting with other AI.Disney’s parks biz hit an ATH… but the real story is High School Musical on TikTok.There is 1 drink defying t...
3 Helmi 22min
👋 “Meet the New Boss” — Kevin’s Fed. Super Bowl commercial dating. Brag Book job hack. +Secret Starbucks store
Serena Williams’ super bowl spot is already viral… But it actually cost 3x more than the sticker price.Get to know the next Fed Chair: Kevin Warsh… He’ll affect your money more than the prez.The #1 wa...
2 Helmi 22min
