đ» âMacValue Mealâ â Appleâs $599 laptop. Soulja Boyâs AI phone. Iranâs bull case. +Taser Alarm Clock
Apple launched its cheapest laptop ever⊠we think repeats a mistake Tesla made.Soulja Boy is the 1st rapper to clone his voice with AI⊠to sell B2B software.Stocks are actually up since the War with I...
5 Maalis 23min
đ€ âHigh School Millionaireâ â Cal AIâs crazy acquisition. Iranâs drone game. McDonaldâs cringe-burger. +New Song car-crash
McDâs CEO went viral for awkwardly eating its new burger⊠but it smells like a 90s marketing McTastrophe.Iranâs $20k drones cost us $4M to shoot down⊠Itâs financial asymmetry, affecting stocks.Cal AI...
4 Maalis 22min
đĄïž âWar-foliosâ â Iran market reaction. Dutch Brosâ energy. Anthropicâs moral marketing. + Fitbit for farting
Oilâs up, airlines are down, and so is Chipotle⊠We look at how War in Iran hits everything markets.Dutch Bros is now the #3 coffee chain⊠but itâs actually an energy drink chain in disguise.Anthropic...
3 Maalis 23min
đ âCorporate Botoxâ â Blockâs 40% layoff. Netflixâs wedding crashed. Coach Handbagsâ anthropologist. +Burger Kingâs AI
Jack Dorsey is replacing 40% of Blockâs employees with AI⊠and the Wall Street reward was huge. Coach is selling 3 million Gen Z women its $350 handbag⊠thanks to an anthropologist.Wedding Crashers ex...
2 Maalis 23min
đ€ âLIVE with Poppi Co-founders Allison & Stephen Ellsworth â Pepsiâs $2B Power Couple
Husband and wife Allison and Stephen Ellsworth have 3 kids and 3 Super Bowl commercials - Because together they created Poppi, the better-for-you soda disruptor that PepsiCo bought for $1.95 Billion l...
27 Helmi 29min
đ€ âAustin LIVE Showâ â AI Mermaids. Leviâs skinny deregulation. Uberâs Swiss Army Knife. +Topo Chico shortage
Live⊠from Austin⊠itâs The Best One Yet!We performed live at Austinâs famous State Theater. Some extra razzle dazzle & sprinkle dinkle â but our usual daily Takeaways you know & love.#1. How to slop-...
26 Helmi 32min
đ¶ïž âSmuggle, Inc.â â Mexican Drug Cartelsâ biz. Crocsâ microdrama. AIâs Sci-Fi essay. +Self-Blowing Snowblower
Why are Mexican Drug cartels so hard to stop?... Because they're run like the Fortune 500Crocs' comeback plan is microdramas... 4-minute sultry soap operas of clogsThe Substack Selloff... It's a Sci-F...
25 Helmi 24min
đ° âHuman-shamingâ â Sam Altmanâs bubble. Axeâs bodyspray rebound. Milanâs Brexit win. +Hockey tooth recession
Axe Body Spray has a comeback plan⊠help users use less Axe Body Spray.10 years after Brexit, Milan is shining as the winner⊠Milan is the new London.Sam Altman dissed humans for drinking more water t...
24 Helmi 22min
