I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories
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I FORCED MARTIAL LAW! r/TodayIFuckedUp Reddit Stories

r TIFU Dropped a mug of peas in an empty office while I was an intern and they went under every single office door, thereby creating a massive security emergency and office-wide mystery that no one has cracked. I am playing a dangerous game. Bought a fridge that's physically impossible to get into my apartment, now I'm the building's unofficial hallway appliance dealer and my ego is in shambles. Tried to surprise my girlfriend with a relaxing night — ended up flooding the bathroom, burning the food, and nearly setting off the fire alarm. Thoughtful turned terrifying. Thought I saw my wife walking our dog. Shouted “I love you” from the car. It was her boss. Now I’m banned from pickup duty. TIFU by causing a sixth-grade field trip to have a traumatic bathroom experience TIFU by chugging street coffee like an idiot. TIFU by sending my coworker into an existential spiral with a dumb ChatGPT prompt list TIFU by burning chocolate chips in the microwave, and then clogging the toilet with the burnt mass of chocolate TIFU by getting WD-40 all over the concrete at work Took an edible. Accidentally ordered 500 chicken nuggets. Threw an impromptu block party. Doctor told me to take my pants off. I said “you too.” I want to die. Bought a realistic raccoon plush. My mom thought it was real. Cops got involved. My emotional support raccoon is now in custody.

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r/IDontWorkHereLady | I DON'T WORK HERE! or do I? - rSlash Storytime

r/IDontWorkHereLady | I DON'T WORK HERE! or do I? - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r idontworkherelady I don't work for them....We are a completely different company and you came to us. Do I really work here, after all? I got expelled from the university I don't go to... If you look at products, or even exist, that means you work here "COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR YOU" You had a 50/50 chance I don't work here, dude. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

14 Marras 202114min

r/NuclearRevenge | You want ME to QUIT?! Fine. Get reported! - rSlash Storytime

r/NuclearRevenge | You want ME to QUIT?! Fine. Get reported! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r nuclearrevenge Make me quit... get reported for your illegal company practices. I Put My First Job Out of Business, After 8 Years Working There!!! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Marras 202120min

r/MaliciousCompliance | Don't do what I say? Fine, lose 1000s of SALES! - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | Don't do what I say? Fine, lose 1000s of SALES! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Force me to spam someone with free trials at the register so a customer can buy a firestick? Fine. I'll use corporate addresses Don't Hotfix My Code!!! A company loses commission on 1000s of sales You want me to ask every customer if they’re a member and sign up those who aren’t? No worries. Sure thing boss I'm more than happy to ruin all our stock. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Marras 202116min

r/EntitledParents | Watch YOUR kids while I'm SICK?! Okay... - rSlash Storytime

r/EntitledParents | Watch YOUR kids while I'm SICK?! Okay... - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r entitledparents where EM gets mad that my dad offered to make me breakfast My dad got mad at me for WAKING UP. I can't have any privacy in my house Mom bails on me again Please Don't Wait Until My Mic Stand is in Your Child's Grip to Decide to Intervene How dare my child not want to get petted?! Father insults family and moves out after being asked to help fight bed bugs. Entitled mother of My partner wants me to have kids when she knows it could make me very sick Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Marras 202118min

r/MaliciousCompliance | Help you CHEAT on your WIFE? okay... - rSlash Storytime

r/MaliciousCompliance | Help you CHEAT on your WIFE? okay... - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r maliciouscompliance where Those aren't the drinks you think they are, kid Help the boss hide evidence of his affair? Sure! Customer complains their Long Island isnt strong enough, proceed to make one less strong for them. Don't interrupt for any reason? Okay . . . Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Marras 202116min

r/ProRevenge | Won't let me go on HOLIDAY? Fine. I QUIT! - rSlash Storytime

r/ProRevenge | Won't let me go on HOLIDAY? Fine. I QUIT! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r prorevenge where Ooh, flashy flashy! Behold my fiery rage, you pathetic troglodyte! Dad wouldn’t let me go on holiday so I quit and got a job with the competition. Tl;Dr: annoying guest being a smartass proves himself wrong, pays up and leaves humiliated while his friend still laughs at him. Got $40k for “accidentally” confiding a “secret” to a gossiping coworker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Marras 202116min

r/AmITheAsshole | You'll NEVER see your GRANDDAUGHTER again!! - rSlash Storytime

r/AmITheAsshole | You'll NEVER see your GRANDDAUGHTER again!! - rSlash Storytime

Reddit rSlash Storytime r amithejerk where AITA for telling my son to get over himself, man up, and stop publicly calling his wife deadweight? AITA for just leaving my mom to sit in a Hotel for a week after she insulted my family? AITA for telling a woman with a newborn "a dog can give birth"? AITA for telling my husband our daughter won't be around my MIL unless she shuts her mouth? AITA for refusing to pay a missed appointment fee? AITA for not letting my MIL babysit my daughter? AITA For hiring a babysitter to watch my son when my ex had an emergency? Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

13 Marras 202115min

r/maliciouscompliance | His Lawyer made his case 1000x WORSE...

r/maliciouscompliance | His Lawyer made his case 1000x WORSE...

r maliciouscompliance Lawyer makes post car accident worse for his client. worked for an auto insurance company. Lawyer tries to throw his weight around and makes a situation a million times worse for his client who was also my customer. The customer ends up paying ridiculous amounts of money to repair shop. Could have been avoided if lawyer would have listened to me and not tried to assert his dominance. Complied with lawyer which led to unnecessary headaches for him and client.“Give me what I want or I’ll cancel my service!!!” Boss take away clock in privileges, ends up having to work more, and pay me more. Don't ask a question you might not want to hear an answer too. Always run both washers and submit a new maintenance request for every error? You got it! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

25 Elo 202016min

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