Duncan Trussell BLOWS Bert's Mind! | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

SPONSORS: Tune-in to the NASCAR Cup Series race on Sunday, March 10th at 3:30 PM Eastern on FOX. Check the schedule here: https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202 Head to https://Shopify.com/BEARS to sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Head to http://policygenius.com/BEARS to get your free life insurance quotes and see how much you could save. Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week, someone's getting an award for a very wholesome reason, plus on the topic of awards, the bears talk about actors who have gone full...you know, and played characters of diminished capacities. Bert even tears up a bit checking out a clip of John Malkovich from Of Mice And Men. The bears also talk about Leonardo DiCaprio in Gilbert Grape, Sean Penn in I Am Sam, French cinema, Billionaires doing depraved things for charity, Marlee Matlin, best TV shows about Florida, Linda Cardellini, and pleasuring horses! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 226 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

4 Maalis 20241h 12min

SPONSORS: -Get 10% off your order at https://thefreezepipe.com with promo code BEARS -Visit http://Lucy.co/BEARS and use promo code (BEARS) to get 20% off your first order. -This show is brought to you by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/bears today to get 10% off your first month. -Get 50% off your order at https://factormeals.com/BEARS50 with promo code BEARS50 Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Bert's back in the Cave this week and he and Tom discuss aging and lower members. Specifically which nationality ages the best and which nation has the smallest average peener size. Two completely different debates for two completely intriguing topics. Speaking of words you can't say without getting flagged online, Bert and Tom also talk about how confusing the content policies are for social media sites and how sometimes it's difficult to tell what's appropriate and what's not. It's not all fun and games this week as Tom and Bert also get a little sentimental and talk about feeling shame for the first time, the heavy weight of people pleasing all the time, and being cynical about people finding fulfillment in silly things. Other things covered in this episode include, ladyboys, Bert's favorite Austrian painter, Queen Elizabeth, the origin of drinking ages, and Shannon Doherty. Tune in and learn something! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 225 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

26 Helmi 20241h 4min

SPONSORS: Go to https://Saatva.com/theshit to get $200 off ANY mattress of your choice. Head to https://Manscaped.com and use code: BEARS to get 20% plus free shipping. Tune in to the NASCAR Cup Series race on Sunday, February 25th at 3:00 PM ET on FOX! Check out the schedule here: https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202 Go to http://liquiddeath.com/BEARS to check out all their healthy, infinitely recyclable beverages and find your closest retailer. Bert's locked up so this week comedian Duncan Trussell joins Tom Segura on 2 Bears, 1 Cave! Duncan knows a thing or two about doing time and he shares these surprisingly fun experiences with Tom. This leads to Duncan and Tom discussing the ethics and dietary concerns when it comes to eating your friends and neighbors. But Humans aren't only a food source they're also a source of labor and comedy, two things that are at risk of being replicated by robots and AI, a discourse that Duncan has plenty of thoughts on. Other topics brought up include deviant monks, rituals, genital fillers, glass eyes, Japan, NPC's, the James Webb Telescope, sociopaths , war hero grandpas, goofballs, secret handshakes, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 224 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

19 Helmi 20241h 20min

SPONSORS: Go to https://LIQUID-IV.com and use code: CAVE to get 20% off your first order. Head to https://Babbel.com/BEARS to get a limited time deal of 50% off a one-time payment for a lifetime subscription. Catch the Great American Race on Sunday, February 18th at 2:30 PM Eastern on FOX! Check out the full schedule here: https://www.nascar.com/nascar-cup-series/2024/schedule/?cid=_SC_TP_WL_2B1CAMS_230202 Brought to you by https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS , visit today to get 10% off your first month. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom and Bert do some global taste testing and try out some different snacks from around the world! Some of them prove to be quite tasty while others require a trashcan standing by. Also keeping with that theme, the bears talk about the massive Indian population, the foreign policy of Pakistan, Russian chess masters, White Jamaicans, Bert's Travel Channel show, Japanese snowball fights, and the unique ways people say "LOL" in other languages. Try it out! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 223 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

12 Helmi 20241h 7min

SPONSORS: Go to https://Shopify.com/bears to get a one-dollar-per-month trial period. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Head to https://NetSuite.com/BEARS to get your own KPI Checklist. Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. This week, Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer have created their own vodka! They discuss their brand new vodka Por Osos and share the process from distilling to bottling to drinking. The Bears also taste test some samples of the stuff, before brainstorming marketing moves and which celebrities they should recruit to be brand ambassadors. Burnt and Tim also talk about the upcoming Super Bowl, mixed drinks, sushi addictions, nicotine needs, Taylor Swift, famous Russians, la Raza, training horses, an update on the 2 Bears 5k, plus Donna Kelce tries to FaceTime Bert, and we get a reveal of what the Por Osos bottle looks like! Take a drink and earn your Monday. https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 222 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

5 Helmi 20241h 9min

SPONSORS: Head to https://Manscaped.com and use code: BEARS to get 20% off with free shipping. Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://dkng.co/bears or through my promo code BEARS. Welcome back to another episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave! This week Tom shares his experiences from a recent trip to Japan, the delicious cuisine there, and Bert tries his best not to interrupt. The bears also discuss accents, addicts, geishas, the Grateful Dead, George R.R. Martin, meeting famous people, El Paso, the Golden Globes, 5K by May, and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 221 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

29 Tammi 20241h 4min

SPONSORS: -Download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now! https://dkng.co/bears New customers use promo my code BEARS and bet just $5 on any wager and get $200 in bonus bets instantly! -Visit https://BetterHelp.com/BEARS today to get 10% off your first month. This week actor Jake Johnson joins Bert Kreischer for this week’s episode of 2 Bears, 1 Cave. Jake's got a new movie out called "Self Reliance" and he didn't just act in it, he also produced, wrote, and directed it! He shares the entire experience with Bert which leads to a conversation about the current media landscape and the rapid pace of change. The two become instant pals as they discuss the early days of UFC, Jake's animated show "Hoops", Matthew Perry, Katt Williams' comedy, awards hosts, partying at Johnny Depp's house, unauthorized impersonators, being health conscience as you age, stoner activities, butt dialing Olivia Munn, shopping with Jason Schwartzman, plus a FaceTime with Damon Wayans Jr. and much more! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 220 ‌ GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Bet $5 Get $200: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $200 issued in bonus bets. Void in NH/OR. No Sweat: Opt in req. 1 No Sweat token issued per day. SGP/SGPx bets only. 3+ legs req. Max. wagering limits apply. Must use funds from cash balance. Must select token BEFORE placing bet. Bet must lose after applying Token. Paid as one Bonus Bet based on amount of losing bet. Tokens expire at start of the last game each day when offered. No Sweat cannot be used to redeem Bet $5 Get $200 offer. Rewarded bonus bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 01/28/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at http://dkng.co/ftball . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

22 Tammi 20242h 21min

SPONSORS: Don’t miss out on all the action this week at DraftKings! Download the DraftKings app today! Sign-up using https://myaccount.draftkings.com/signup?intendedSiteExp=US-SB or through my promo code BEARS Go to https://Babbel.com/BEARS to get 55% off your Babbel subscription. Go to https://LIQUID-IV.com and use code: CAVE to get 20% off your first order. This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura is joined by guest bear Ryan Sickler! They discuss Ryan's recent health scare, Tom's old basketball injury, living forever, and The Way Back, Sickler's brand-new nostalgia podcast. Tom also tells Ryan some F1 stories, Ryan shares a story about an alleged bomber who climbed up a ferris wheel on a pier, plus the bears talk famous villains from history like Whitey Bulger, new sleeping tips, and the dangers of the gold mining industry in Latin America. Try it out! https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com/ 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 219 GAMBLING PROBLEM? CALL 1-800-GAMBLER (1-800-426-2537) (AZ/CO/IA/IL/IN/KS/KY/LA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/OH/OR/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY), (800) 327-5050 or visit http://gamblinghelplinema.org (MA). Call 877-8-HOPENY/text HOPENY (467369) (NY). Please Gamble Responsibly. Call 1-800-522-4700 (NH), 888-789-7777/visit http://ccpg.org (CT), or visit http://www.1800gambler.net (WV). 21+ (18+ KY/NH/WY). Physically present in AZ/CO/CT/IL/IN/IA/KS/KY/LA(select parishes)/MA/MD/ME/MI/NJ/NY/OH/PA/TN/VA/WV/WY only. Void in ONT/OR/NH. Eligibility restrictions apply. On behalf of Boot Hill Casino & Resort (KS). Bet $5 Get $200: Valid 1 per new customer. Min. $5 deposit. Min. $5 bet. $200 issued in bonus bets. Void in NH/OR. No Sweat: Opt in req. 1 No Sweat token issued per day. SGP/SGPx bets only. 3+ legs req. Max. wagering limits apply. Must use funds from cash balance. Must select token BEFORE placing bet. Bet must lose after applying Token. Paid as one Bonus Bet based on amount of losing bet. Tokens expire at start of the last game each day when offered. No Sweat cannot be used to redeem Bet $5 Get $200 offer. Rewarded bonus bets expire 7 days (168 hours) after being awarded. Bonus bets must be wagered 1x and stake is not included in winnings. Ends 01/28/24 at 11:59 PM ET. Sponsored by DK. See terms at http://dkng.co/ftball . Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

15 Tammi 20241h 17min