
Wheels Down... No Landon (ft. Skylar)
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we bring on our best friend from home, Skylar, and immediately regret it because the stories start getting a little too honest… and a little too incri...
30 Huhti 56min

Put Me On Jury Duty
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week starts on Broadway, ends in outer space, and somehow makes a pit stop at a gas station for a chicken taquito in between. We kick things off with a ver...
23 Huhti 58min

Tree Sperm Took Me Out
We’re back once again for another episode where we’re running on no sleep, high pollen counts, and whatever is currently attacking our sinuses from the inside out. We kick things off with sleep scores...
16 Huhti 48min

It Tastes Like An Exclamation Point
Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week starts with tornado warnings that never happen, a $80 hat getting launched into another state, and a strong belief that met...
9 Huhti 43min

The Great Pancake Pantry Meltdown
Welcome back to yet another episode of Bloodline Banter, where this week the caffeine took over and our intrusive thoughts were welcomed with open arms. We kick things off with a Broadway recap that i...
2 Huhti 49min

Don't Trust The Ocean
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week we learn that Instacart is a gamble, the ocean is actually just monster soup, and apparently there is a correct way to say “Walmart.” Spoiler: if you ...
26 Maalis 39min

My Neighbors Do It With The Blinds Open
Welcome back to Bloodline Banter, where this week the champagne takes over and causes us to have a full breakdown of why TJ Maxx is a hostile environment. We kick things off with Riley’s attempt at a...
19 Maalis 50min

Bazinga On A Jazzy Scooter
This week on Bloodline Banter, it’s the recap you all have been waiting for… the seven-day cruise has concluded (much to our dismay) and boy, do we have some stories for y’all. We talk buffet strate...
12 Maalis 40min



















