
Child Safety vs. Family Court: What Happens When You Report It
A child discovers disturbing content —again—triggering a deeper look at how family court and the state handles safety concerns, denial, and high-conflict co-parenting. TL;DR: What happens when a chil...
31 Maalis 1h

Afroman, Celebrities, and Free Speech in Family Court
📞 Call the Parenting Plan Police Hotline: (401) 343-6185 What happens when the system fails—and speaking up is all you have left? This episode connects the viral Afroman free speech case to real-life...
28 Maalis 49min

Scabies, Head Lice, and Family Court Is Not Nice
🚨 Parenting Plan Police Hotline: (401) 343 - 6185 🚨 Call us with your stories. TL; DR: Scabies, head lice, and zero communication—just another week in high-conflict co-parenting. What should be s...
24 Maalis 51min

Get a Lawyer: When Mommy Has to Step In
TL;DR: Sometimes the advice is simple: get a lawyer. In this episode, we talk about what happens when someone finally does — and why opposing counsel (“Daddy”) is still not happy. We unpack the strang...
21 Maalis 55min

Prostitutes, Tonka Trucks & Babysitting
TL; DR: What do Tonka trucks, babysitters, and prostitutes have in common? In high-conflict life… apparently quite a lot. In this episode, we talk about the real cost of childcare after divorce (inclu...
17 Maalis 56min

Panic Attacks: When a Child’s Education Becomes a Way to Punish Parents - and It Works
TL;DR: What happens when one parent refuses to make a decision about a child’s education—and then blames the other parent for the outcome? In this episode, Jen and JeniLynn unpack how a “joint decisio...
14 Maalis 53min

Restraining Orders: When the Real Fear Is Losing Control
TL;DR: In this episode, we explore how two legal actions—custodial interference and protection orders—can show up in toxic relationships and blended family dynamics, and how quickly communication or c...
10 Maalis 55min

Public Apology: When “Sorry” Becomes a Weapon in Co-Parenting
TL;DR: Apologies here aren’t about accountability—they’re about control. In this episode, we talk about forced apologies, “please and thank you” power plays in high-conflict co-parenting, and the biza...
7 Maalis 53min



















