🚕🏠 “UberBnB?” — Airbnb’s ride surprise. Adidas’ mom pants. Harvard’s A-flation cap. +iPhone Birth Rates
Airbnb’s next biz is cars, but Uber’s next biz is hotels... Prepare for Gig-ageddon.Adidas is being driven by satin pants sold to Moms… because they’re influencing the influencers.Harvard just voted t...
21 Touko 22min
🌲 “How To Rule the World” — Stanford’s secret. Zuck’s 8k AI replacements. MrBeast’s viral aisle. +Matcha Sneeze
At 4am, Zuck laid off 8K Meta workers… And made those employees train their AI replacements.MrBeast is coming to Lowe’s cause you ain’t buying a home… Say hello to the “Viral Aisle.”A new book reveals...
20 Touko 22min
🛍️ “Neverlane” — Shein buys Everlane. Sama beats Elon. Mr Wonderful’s data center. +Crypto Etiquette Training
Elon Musk lost his trial to Sam Altman cause of a calendar issue… but we have a better verdict.Everlane reportedly sold its transparent clothing biz to Shein for 80% off… It’s “brand-washing.”70% of t...
19 Touko 22min
🧣 “Hot Scarf Summer” — Burberry’s scarf bar. Billionaire Bros’ Trip to Beijing. Ford’s energy meme. +$10 Cocktails
Trump’s Billionaire Bros trip to China just ended… So we got the receipts on the deals.Burberry is surging on summer Scarf Bars (real thing)… We call it a “Backup Dancer Strategy.”Ford just became a m...
18 Touko 20min
🛩️ “Amalfi, please” — Travel Agents beat AI. Jerome Powell’s last day. Cerebras’ wedding IPO. +Kool-Aid Wellness
There are more travel agents than ever… because AI can’t do taste.The biggest IPO of the year so far is Cerebras… this IPO is about wafers and weddings.It’s Fed Chair Jerry Powell’s last day of work… ...
15 Touko 22min
🥊 “Stock Fight Club” — Underground trading league. Wardrobe investing & cataloguing. Lime’s pothole IPO. +MBA 50% Off
New apps are cataloging your closet to make and save you money… Hello, wardrobe investing.Lime e-scooters filed to IPO… but says its big risk is potholes (seriously, potholes).There’s an underground s...
14 Touko 21min
⌚ “Clooney Dupe” — Swatch’s $50K watch drama. BuzzFeed’s fire sale. Inflation’s paycheck situation. +UFO ETFs
BuzzFeed was just sold… so we wrote a eulogy to the most disruptive media brand of the decade.Inflation’s new milestone… It beat your paycheck (and is explained by Diet Coke cans in India).Why is $50 ...
13 Touko 21min
📺 “🟩🟨🟩” — Wordle’s Game Show. Cowboy’s rocket race. China’s AI Bane translator. +Baby Name Disruptors
Wordle is becoming a TV Show… cause the NYT is a gaming biz with a news hobby.A Batman-style AI facemask teaching kids English?... 1 viral toy explains China’s AI strategy.Robinhood’s co-founder launc...
12 Touko 22min
