
MAN ALIVE!!
A song i wrote on the 5.05 train Leeds to London by the time ya get there you felt like you've been in a shipwreck rocking and rolling with so many people crushed into a small space I was gonna shout ...
7 Huhti 20242min

PLASTIC FANTASTIC
This is a song i wrote about the catastrophic creations cause through having too much cosmetic surgery leaving so many a patient in the perpetual state of a reconstructive purgatory the surgeons are c...
6 Huhti 20242min

DEAD HEAD
A short tune I wrote for a friend who constantly gets blitz then sits around all day sending the same emails over and over driving us all round the bend by tapping again and again on resend.
3 Huhti 20242min

THE DEVIL WEARS BEIGE.
A song written about an old person in the analogy of an old car that starts to break down with age.
29 Maalis 20243min

THE KISS OF DEATH
A song about a women whose mischief like that of lady Macbeth caused many a death
28 Maalis 20243min

CORDELIA
Shakespeare was a genius at portraying the macaveillion side of the human race. The poet Shelley said that king Leah was the most perfect specimen of art existing in the world. Sigmund Freud also took...
27 Maalis 20243min

SILK PURSE SOW'S EAR
A short song I wrote for my godson Todd after seeing how the human being is producing hybrid animals zebra crossed with rhinoceros I mean have we gone completely mad what's next a cockerel crossed wit...
25 Maalis 20242min

THE LION KING
A song about looking at my Godson watching the Lion king I cast myself back to childhood where I first saw a pathetic lion used as a guard dog in a scrap yard chained toothless clawless and castrated ...
25 Maalis 20243min




















