
MAYDAY
A song I wrote for my goddaughters birthday it's done through the eyes of a mayfly due to her being born on the 1st of may I was trying to tell her live everyday as if it be her last.
24 Maalis 20242min

CUCKOO
A little ditty for a God-son who wanted to know if he would become a bird if we caught bird flu.
23 Maalis 20242min

PIXIE DUST
A song about a crazy Irish girl I met in Greece she was totally wired to the moon, out of her mind on everything from poitin to pixie dust .
22 Maalis 20242min

BELPHEGOR
A little song for my God son Todd about a two toed sloth they're always portrayed as the epitome of sinfulness i.e laziness but this little arboreal adaption turns out to be the perfect green dream a ...
20 Maalis 20242min

ELVIS
A song I wrote for the king of rock and roll it's done in a crooning style of the fifties. He was born into extreme poverty raised in a shotgun shack but managed not only to break out of but also to a...
19 Maalis 20244min

SNAKE BITE
A song I wrote in the old music hall tradition of two verse chorus which is similar to the church stanza I've also sang it in the barber shop style of my father who born in 1925 still bursts into song...
17 Maalis 20242min

MONSTER MUNCH
A short song I wrote about the monster munch crisps as a love song I did it whilst riding aboard a train the 11.34 from Bicester to London Marylebone station 12.38 recorded in two takes outside McDona...
16 Maalis 20242min

FEMME FATALE
Her swan song is what you hear just before your love boat runs aground and the scent of sulphur be the final pheromone you smell as you slowly begin to drowned .
15 Maalis 20243min




















