Would You Give Up Your PENIS to Stop World War 3? |EP178 Luke & Pete

This week, the boys tackle the big questions: would you sacrifice your penis for world peace? Pete gets recognised in public at the worst possible time, and the conversation somehow ends up asking whether a micropenis is worse than losing your legs.

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0:00 its chaotic in here

2:53 “It feel weird when people want to take a picture with me”

6:13 “The worst time to recognise me”(homeless man)

21:50 there is no reality + women getting ahead of themselves

26:07 dwarfs can fight

27:58 when your friends becomes your manager

29:01 Pete has finally sh!t himself

31:02 sex on tour

34:17 man went from highest paid tv job to working on a bus

38:14 being on job seekers allowance

43:16 working in Tk max as a kid

48:41 “”felt bad for the homeless man that’s is not homeless”

50:39 “would give up your penis to stop world war 3?”

1:07:08 guy with micro won’t come on the podcast

1:13:26 prefer a micro penis or lose your legs?

1:17:10 Dilemma about stealing food

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