Works Every Time16 Des 2024

Luigi Should Have Gone To Waffle House

This is episode 54 of the WET Podcast.

THE WET COMMANDMENTS

1) No Austin comedy

2) We don't hate women

2c) Don't say c*nt (or other c words)

3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive

4) Be funny

5) Have fun (respectfully)

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00:00:00 - This Week on WET...

00:01:30 - Justin can't bend

00:03:27 - how to drink at work

00:06:21 - United CEO shooter caught at McDonalds

00:07:37 - Waffle House wouldn't have snitched

00:09:02 - Chicken spaghetti is an abomination

00:12:01 - Best nut?

00:14:06 - The hot murderer to be played by Vinny Chase in the movie

00:21:04 - Kodak Black Reveals He’s On Drugs Again: “I’m Never Sober, Bi**h”

00:23:28 - Kendrick Lamar calls out Justin on new album

00:24:10 - Bankruptcy judge rejects The Onion's bid for Infowars

00:26:30 - You tellin' me a chicken fried this steak?

00:29:48 - Markus's high (sober) horse

00:31:15 - LIVE SHOW 12/21!!!!!

00:32:17 - Justin's Journal

00:37:35 - dino of the week

00:43:46 - We're just the three stooges

00:46:24 - Remote working is the best

00:48:27 - Justin hates meteorologist

00:51:46 - What's that song where grandma gets ran over by a reindeer?

00:54:37 - Phil's favorite joke that never works

00:55:39 - Rest in Pease Justin's brother's dog

01:02:14 - A poem for Wilma

01:04:01 - Phil's new golf friends

01:09:27 - Mrs. Tickler, Mrs. hooker, and Mr. Seaman

01:13:09 - Always pregame jail

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