Locked In On Caitlin Clark (Hear Me Out)

Eating ground turkey birthday dog food and sucking the ink out of a gold gel pen is exactly what happens when you get completely faded on a Tuesday. We are losing our minds over why having a baby with Caitlin Clark is strictly a business decision and how sleeping in a water bed is the ultimate flex. P.S. I'm tired of acting like circus peanuts don't absolutely slap😘

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TIMESTAMP CHAPTERS

0:00 - Intro
1:16 - Fboy Island and Patreon
2:53 - What is your hear me out
6:41 - The jelly donut agenda
8:06 - Cooking birthday dog food
11:12 - Patio furniture in the living room
12:36 - Fumbling the eighth grade aim voicemail
16:52 - Sleeping in a Murphy bed
20:51 - Crushing Cheetos into a PB and J
31:33 - Circus peanuts and black licorice
43:42 - Fox McCloud from Super Mario Galaxy
46:30 - Aggressive foxes as house pets
54:53 - Local news weather girls
59:40 - Yellow mustard on avocados
1:03:53 - Stale chips are better than fresh

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