What's on your algorithm? Toupees, thongs and sexy underwear debates.

It’s another week of Married. Single. Divorced., and we’re discussing care home scandals, algorithm confessions and whether anyone actually knows what the archive button is for.

The Catch-Up ☕️

💩 Larissa is officially wading through shit. House renovations have hit the point where the balloons have popped and the novelty has worn off, She escaped for a mini-break to Valencia, but after walking around in the rain, she was left feeling a little underwhelmed.

💃 Charlotte has been dancing in a dress that may have been slightly shorter than intended. She’s also been back at college, where people are apparently checking pedestrian crossing buttons for needles. If you know, you know. The listeners remain shooketh.

👵 Fern’s grandad has been causing chaos at the care home, having been caught in a lady’s room. We don’t know the full story, but we support his commitment to keeping life interesting. Fern has also enjoyed a trip to the beach, some boating adventures, and a healthy session on the 2p machines. Her dad hit the token jackpot and honestly, we couldn’t be happier for him.

🎙️ We also decide it’s time to organise a pod beach day.

This Week’s Topic: What’s On Your Algorithm? 📱

We take a deep dive into the weird and wonderful corners of our social media feeds.

💇‍♂️ Fern’s algorithm is serving up videos of men getting toupees fitted. A niche but fascinating rabbit hole.

💁‍♀️ Charlotte’s feed is full of curly hair transformations and somehow… Instagram palm readings.

🚬 Larissa’s algorithm consists largely of videos of crackheads turning their lives around. Inspirational content only.

Then Somehow We End Up Talking About Underwear…

As one does.

🩲 Where are we buying sexy underwear these days?

🩱 Charlotte reveals she wore thongs at school. Anti-VPL to her core.

🏋️‍♀️ We discuss gym fashion, thong-backed leggings, see-through activewear and whether some people are wearing leggings or simply painted-on confidence.

💬 tied up like a Christmas ham?

💬 they make you look like a bag of satsumas?

The debate continues.

😩 Fern has somehow lost a bra wire inside her washing machine, which raises another important question:

How long are we all keeping our bras?

A truly chaotic episode featuring social media rabbit holes, questionable underwear choices, care home gossip and more renovation misery.

Basically, exactly what you’ve come to expect.

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