Help I Swallowed A Stranger's Toenail
Jordan’s nursing a hangover this week, but William’s on hand to keep things lively with a hotly requested calendars etiquettemology. The Sexted mums get a shoutout as Jordan gears up for his trip to Casa El Norte, and Sarah’s in need of a little clarity when it comes to “Bed Chem”. Plus, the G&Divas bring in some truly grim dilemmas, featuring a smearing of dog poo and a rogue toenail. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
15 Apr 45min
Birthdays, Blu-ray’s and Backseat Boinking
Jordan shares some shocking details about his conception, and in the spirit of definitely not being a sex podcast, he also opens up about his brief foray into continental adult films. Meanwhile, William’s been accused of having a ‘common’ birthday (outrageous!), and the boys hear from a G&Diva whose superstitions changed the course of her labour. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
11 Apr 19min
Help My Poo Ruined Pudding
There’s some Freaky Friday energy in the studio as William, feeling tender after a martini-fueled bender, starts talking football, while Jordan steps in with some sage wisdom. Despite the role reversal, the boys help a G&Diva with a banger of a bad luck charm, and hear about an explosive way to end a dinner party. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
8 Apr 42min
Pranks, Priests and Food Swings
The boys are still reeling from the team’s prank, and are already plotting their revenge. William has the latest scoop on the Vatican’s hot priests calendar, we check in with the G&Diva who recorded a Spice Girls classic for their birthday, and Jordan’s latest “food swings” bring out his snobbiest opinions yet. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
4 Apr 26min
Help I’m Going To Be A Star
There’s a big announcement, but only one of the boys is in the spotlight - cue the tension. Jordan’s boxers make an unexpected appearance during a house viewing, while William is once again accused of being passive aggressive (shock). Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva whose piercings have wandered to some rather unexpected places. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
1 Apr 40min
Stretch Limos, Spice Girls and Split Sandwiches
William paints a complete picture of his 7th birthday party complete with limos, bowl cuts, and, of course, proper etiquette - quite different from Jordan and our G&Diva’s experiences. The boys gain some saucy insider knowledge on Vatican gift shops and one listener honours Campman with a little help from her furry friends. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
28 Mar 20min
Help He’s A Suitcase Shagger
There’s been a major incident in the studio… William has a stain on his shirt. Trying to distract from the drama, Jordan tells us all about rubbing shoulders with one of the greatest actors ever. Plus, the boys try to help a G&Diva who’s witnessed a shocking crime against suitcases. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
25 Mar 41min
Sloshed Singing, Gay Goats and A Relationship Review
Sexted has officially reached the ripe old age of seven! The podcast has aged like a fine wine, but the boys? Less so. With Dubonnet firmly in the mix, they take on a Relationship MOT to test their friendship, and let’s just say… a few icks are brought to light. On a slightly sweeter note, Elis and Janet send their birthday wishes, and there’s a new William and Jordan grazing about. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
21 Mar 25min
