Ep. 10 - "All Abusers Welcome" (G'Orphan Holiday Special) or Devil Santa’s Laughing in Their Cocoa
It’s the worst time of the year! We tell Xmas stories from our past (think dads smoking 20 cigarettes on the toilet and moms crying about not getting enough presents), and give some actual maybe real ...
22 Des 20251h 2min
Ep. 9 - "Girls Trip to Hell!" (w/ Ru Anderson)
Let’s fucking G’ORPH. We have the brilliant, hilarious RU ANDERSON in the gorphanage! The three tall kings of comedy get into growing up in a Wiccan home, the merits of TERF-free quidditch, Lily Allen...
15 Des 202557min
Ep. 8. - "Don't Bury the Ghoul"
A one-eyed dog got abandoned in a backpack on Hay’s doorstep on their birthday, Cara drops tea about her former clown college and what what it’s like to divide up the wigs in a lesbian breakup. We do ...
8 Des 20251h 4min
"Big R-Word Energy" (w/ Harper-Rose Drummond)
Okay you might say the So You Think You Can G’Orphan!? guest series premieres! Our bad cousin Harper-Rose (Tea Time pod, LMFAO standup) visits and we go a little feral talking about her star of a moth...
1 Des 20251h 10min
Ep. 6 - "Straight Wet Women"
Cara is heartbroken but honestly thriving, as in we can't afford an in-patient facility so we went to a 24-hour Korean spa where we were too loud, The g'orphans also talk about shamans, dark jokes wit...
24 Nov 202557min
Ep. 5 - “Trigger Warning to Myself”
Okay so sometimes you start a podcast 10 years into comedy and then you go through a breakup… and honestly, that’s pretty funny. It’s somewhat Eeyore O’clock again during what is ultimately a comedy p...
18 Nov 202548min
Ep. 4 - “The Healing MLM”
The g’orphans went to a show! Hay and Cara got to meet a celebrity, Hay got in a fight with a merch guy, Cara got revenge, and then Hay got shy for the first time this calendar year. We make a financi...
10 Nov 20251h 3min
