Lindy and Meagan Have Bigfoot Derangement Syndrome

Really really quick: are YOU a Blue Angel? Sorry, but why are you up there DOING that? Knock it off already!!!!

Okay but this week we have all sorts of things we’re getting into, and not with ten thousand guesses will you get where ANY of these segments are going. I Can Fix Her. Snake of the Week. Whatcha Watchin’. And we gotta keep it TOIGHT because Barry is getting burry and he needs a blowout!

On the Whatcha Watchin’ docket, we bring you the review of a lifetime…movie! (insert Meagan mouse giggle). Please do your homework before class and come prepared to talk about:

-The Wife Who Knew Too Much (Spoiler Alert! She didn’t snow SHIT)

-Betrayed by My Bridesmaid

-She’s Obsessed with My Husband

-Pool Boy Nightmare

If you’re a Lifetime Network executive who wants us to watch every thing Lifetime has ever made for lots and lots of money, write in at deartextmeback@gmail.com! And listeners please do let us know whatcher YOU Watchin?

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.

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