Lindy and Meagan’s Out of Office Auto-Reply: Our Kelsey McKinney/Breast Friends Re-Air

Guess what ding dongs? We’re on BREAK. We’re ALLOWED to do that, and we think you should all quit your jobs and take to the open sea with us.

But lucky for all listeners out there who are THIRSTY for content and yet cannot bring themselves to scroll the feed, may we present a quenching little sip or Text Me Back nonsense, a crowd fave featuring the iconic Kelsey McKinney (co-creator of the famous pod Normal Gossip and author of You Didn’t Hear This From Me: (Mostly) True Notes on Gossip).

We hope you are all doing the bare minimum for your obligations and are summer-maxxing your life right now. See you in a couple weeks MWAH!

NEVER LISTENED TO THE POD BEFORE? HERE IS YOUR STARTER KIT TO BEING BFFS WITH US!

• Listen to our iconic episode with Normal Gossip’s Kelsey McKinney!
• Learn all about the Kayak Dad lore in: It’s Our First Episode!
• Meet Kevin in: Lindy and Meagan Need to Talk About Kevin
• Learn why they keep saying BBW in Lindy and Meagan Are Officially BBWs

WE NEED OUR ACCOLADES! It helps people find the show.

• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Spotify
• ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ (5 stars only please) on Apple Podcasts
• Give us Rave Reviews and Accolades on Apple Podcasts!

Brilliant!!

Like a cool kid hang out with your two smartest bestest friends. Desperate times call for Swamp Person Pod! Please...if the first half hour of 7/2/26 pod is any indication. Please bring it soon!

YOUR AUNT SU-SU CAN YOU PLEASE BE OUR AUNT TOO-TOO? MORE SWAMPY MATERIAL COMING SOON!

STUFF TO CHECK OUT:

• Lindy’s dress and earrings from Belinda’s Unique Boutique
• Eye mask? Lol
• Order Lindy’s book!!!! Adult Braces
• NEWSLETTER ME BACK (A FREE WAY TO SUPPORT THE SHOW!)
• Check out SWAMP PERSON
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• Check out our MERCH so we can make MORE merch!! (Patrons get a discount, so check us out at patreon.com/textmebackpod)
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• Join our Discord! We’re obsessed with these people.

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TEXT ME BACK is a production of Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays, proud members of the BFF Network. Our senior producer is Meagan Hatcher-Mays. Our other senior producer is Lindy West. Our show is produced by Alli Slice.

Our music is by Chief Ahamefule J. Oluo. Diana Bowen is our video and creative advisor. Our digital strategist is Chance Nichols.

You can also follow the podcast on Instagram and TikTok @textmebackpod. And for even more bestie content, follow Lindy and Meagan on Instagram at @thelindywest and @importantmeagan!

TEXT ME BACK is a comedy podcast where Lindy West and Meagan Hatcher-Mays spiral about politics, pop culture, dogs, space, friendship, anxiety, Lord of the Rings, and whatever cursed topic is haunting them that week. Along the way, they’ve welcomed brilliant and hilarious guests including Lizz Winstead (The Daily Show), Kelsey McKinney (Normal Gossip), Samantha Irby (We Are Never Meeting in Real Life), Guy Branum (Hacks), collaborators, comedians, political experts, writers, and internet icons for deeply unserious conversations.

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