Eating Rollmops in a Public Toilet

Eating Rollmops in a Public Toilet

A hankering for fish on a stick can take you to strange places, as Pete recently discovered. It’s a bleak tale, but at least he’s not turning blue like that bloke who kept drinking silver.


We get into that on today’s show - plus, we devote some time to the work of Jimmy Cricket, consider Pete’s dad’s newest obsessions and cast aspersions on the effectiveness of the Heimlich manoeuvre.


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The Impressive Chest of a Guatemalan Man

The Impressive Chest of a Guatemalan Man

The UK is experiencing its millionth heatwave of the summer and the world is on fire but at least a lot of shareholder value is being generated.On today’s show, Pete regales us with stories from a day...

13 Aug 35min

The Toyota Century and 3D Printing Enthusiasts' Club

The Toyota Century and 3D Printing Enthusiasts' Club

Pete’s got a vest on and isn’t sure he’s a large enough man to carry it off. The ever-supportive Luke disagrees.Today we’re reflecting on the glory of the hotdog, the infantilisation of the modern man...

6 Aug 32min

Unofficial Chinese Police Stations

Unofficial Chinese Police Stations

Bizarre stories abound on today’s show as Luke recollects when a load of covert overseas Chinese “police stations” were found in the UK and Pete details a data encoding furore from the 1990s. Plus, we...

3 Aug 26min

Bad Knees and a Hosepipe Ban

Bad Knees and a Hosepipe Ban

Buckle up, everyone, it’s learning time and we’re getting to the bottom of some mysteries. Why don’t animals have green fur? Why does Luke respect Pete as a broadcaster? You’re about to find out the a...

30 Jul 34min

Don’t Have a Whinge, Poindexter

Don’t Have a Whinge, Poindexter

It’s a tech-heavy one today. Luke’s suckling on the teet of Apple’s Tim Cook, Pete’s bought yet another esoteric Chinese phone and together the guys have devised a breakthrough sleep-monitoring applic...

27 Jul 28min

 Look at My Diseases

Look at My Diseases

Luke reckons Jude Bellingham’s handsomeness is going underreported, Pete’s got iTunes on the brain and Mitch McConnell is having to prove he’s still alive. And that’s just the first five minutes of to...

23 Jul 31min

The Pubsman Litmus Test

The Pubsman Litmus Test

Top five Daves: go. Once that’s squared away, Luke and Pete get down to the business of boozer etiquette and methodologies for sorting the true pubsmen from the pretenders.Also on offer today: late-ni...

20 Jul 31min

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